Travel to Ancient Times and Work as a Cat for a Tyrant

Lu Mian is a modern workhorse. After working for forty-eight hours straight, he still has to accompany his friends to the museum to see a special exhibition of the emperor of a certain dynasty. "Xiao Yujin was cruel and cruel, killing without blinking an eye, arbitrary, arbitrary, and self-willed. During his reign, he killed hundreds of civil servants. In the end, he was usurped by his brothers and ended up being quartered. He was the most miserable emperor in history..." During the passionate explanation by the tour guide next door, Lu Mian died unexpectedly. After waking up, he discovered that he had traveled to a dynasty called the Jin Dynasty. The good news is that he is a small official with a meager salary and does not have to live in the open. Bad news, he turns into a cat at night, and his owner is Xiao Yujin, the Emperor of the Jin Dynasty who will be quartered by five horses in the future! Lu Mian:...... Finish the ball. - In order to understand the symptoms of the new emperor's headache, the chief manager specially found a raccoon slave. This raccoon slave is so strange. He sleeps all the time during the day, but is very energetic at night. He will jump up and down next to the new emperor, making the dull and boring days become interesting. If it is too late to review the memorial, it will hold the corner of his clothes in its mouth and walk towards the dragon bed to wake him up to bed early; If there is an assassin in the middle of the night, it will get up and step on him to wake him up in advance; When it gets sick, it will go to the Imperial Hospital to seek medical advice; He thought, this little thing is quite humane. Anyway, there is no shortage of food for it in the palace, so take good care of it. Until one day, this little thing ran away to nowhere and never came back... The new emperor was furious, searched the entire palace, and dealt with a number of palace residents! - At the same time, he discovered that the new junior official from the Ministry of Justice had a pair of smart cat eyes, which looked very similar to his new raccoon slave. The new emperor asked this petty official: "What is your name?" Lu Mian's knees trembled: "..." It's over. Xiao Yujin ordered several officials to be killed yesterday. Isn't it his turn? Fortunately, the new emperor let him go. That night, Lu Mian returned to the palace behind Mao and hurriedly returned to the palace with a note in his mouth and sent it to the new emperor. [Lu Mian is a good official, don't kill him. The new emperor pinched the back of his neck: "Is this Lu Mian your master outside?" Purpose: Learn to see the essence through phenomena.