Serial next door: Turn the beautiful scumbag into my wife/Although I love crying, I am 1
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Qu Beixi was the backdrop for a big shot written by a certain Jinjiang author. But one day when he opened his eyes, he went to another house.
Next to him was a wild man with no clothes on. He had never seen this scene before. He didn't even know what a human looks like from the neck down. He picked up the clothes on the ground and said, "Put it on quickly, we will be locked up in a while."
Savage man: "Master, are you no longer interested in me?"
Qu Beixi's legs went weak as soon as he was called master. He put his clothes aside in advance. The profession of master is quite dangerous no matter where he is, but the task given by the binding system is to defeat the apprentice in front of him!
Qu Beixi: Life is not easy, Tutu sighed.
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The original owner is a famous evil slayer who has a special demon-killing program. Although he is very mentally retarded and fake enough to be a cartoon for a three-year-old child, the original owner still relies on his beauty to become more popular than popular niche students.
Until Qu Beixi came through, he attracted a lot of demons and ghosts with his fragrant soul.
The restriction level of the column has been upgraded repeatedly, and finally it has been changed to children over 18 years old. Please watch it with your relatives and friends.
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Audience A: "I originally went for the terror, but in the end - I feel that those monsters and monsters are so pitiful. Master Qu Xian, please stop kicking them. Kick me instead! Harder!"
Audience B: "I'm very disappointed with this show. I came here just for Brother Nanfeng's eight-pack abs, but in the end, he even had his fingers wrapped in bandages! Bah! Bad luck!"
Audience C: "Ah~ the little white rabbit and the big bad wolf, I can still fight with this pair of master and apprentice CPs for another hundred years!"
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Qu Beixi was entangled by the furry wolf tail and couldn't move, "Nanfeng, don't do this, you will be reported."
Xiang Nanfeng rubbed the rabbit ears of the person in his arms, "Master, it's okay, I'll turn on the light."
Serial next door: Turn the beautiful scumbag into my wife
He Zeyu approached Lu Xianwei with a mission, and Lu Xianwei happened to fall in love with him at first sight.
The two of them were just one step away from the thunder and fire. He Zeyu, who was ready to go, was kicked by Lu Xianwei.
Lu Xianwei: "You too are attacking! You actually want to sleep with me! You want to die!"
The two of them fought from the bed to the floor and formed a feud from then on. The second time they met, they fought from the hotel to the end. The third time they met, Lu Xianwei's father caught them kissing each other.
Lu Xianwei accidentally came out of the closet and was eventually picked up by the culprit He Zeyu.
Later, He Zeyu went bankrupt and sent Lu Xianwei to an entertainment company, where he became a god!
All of Lu Xianwei's songs were written by one person, and he has a magical name - Steamroller.
When a fierce attack meets a scumbag, who is the problem?
He Zeyu: Why are you kicking me?
Lu Weiwei: Compare again
He Zeyu: Why?
Lu Xianwei: For the last time, I don't believe I will keep losing!
He Zeyu: You lose in the physical competition, you lose in the technical competition, you lose in the size competition, you also lose in the length competition, just accept your fate.
Lu Xianwei: The last billion times!
He Zeyu: If it's you who cooks, washes the dishes, does the laundry, and tidies the room, I promise to compete with you again.
Lu Xianwei: No, I accept my fate.
Although I love crying, I am 1
Crying, scheming and attacking
Highlight reminder: The beginning is after adulthood
When Lin Cheng was sixteen years old, he met Yin Che, who was twenty-three years old.
Lin Cheng always remembered the first time he met Yin Che. The man in a straight suit and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses smiled with curved eyebrows and gently rubbed his head, "I hope we get along well."
Lin Cheng was drunk in his eyes and drunk in his voice, and then he stood in front of the other party!
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Yin Che often thinks of that afternoon. The tall boy had slightly long hair and wore black-rimmed glasses, making it difficult to see clearly. His face only felt a bit shadowy.
And the reason why he remembered it was because the other party reacted to him. Before he could get angry, the other party's eyes were red and tears were falling. "Yes, I'm sorry-" the voice was soft.
He relented.
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"Brother Che, can I hug you?" Lin Cheng held Yin Che's sleeves with red eyes.
"Brother Che, can I sleep with you? I'm afraid of thunder." Lin Cheng stood pitifully at the door with his head full of hair and a pillow.
"Brother Che, can I kiss you?" Lin Cheng blushed and looked like he would cry if he was rejected.
"Brother Che, can I come in?" Lin Cheng looked at Yin Che condescendingly, his face without glasses looked sharp like a bad guy.
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Yin Che was smoking a cigarette with his whole body weak, and intermittent crying came from behind him. He was helpless and angry, "Why are you crying again? I didn't do it with you."
"I'm crying for happiness, Brother Che, let's be happy again!"
"What-" Yin Che dropped the cigarette in his hand before he could finish his words.
They were happy every day from then on!
Intention: With good intentions, all things are lovely