The Scum Villain's Guide to Self-Rescue [Thread Book]

When Lu Yunlan woke up, she found that she had become cannon fodder, the villain of the same name in the book. The original owner was a philanthropic and philandering man, and had infiltrated almost half of the world of cultivation. It was time to reap the consequences, and he had plotted against Yin Wangchuan, the number one villain in the book, and the incident was about to be revealed. What's worse is that when he came through, he was already riding on the waist of the future demon lord Ye Shangli. He was so bold and wanted to do evil things that he was about to have his vitals cut off and become a human disability. From then on, he embarked on the miserable road of cannon fodder. In order to save herself, Lu Yunlan decided to use a healing medicine to treat the distressed Ye Shangli to gain a good impression. However, she accidentally took the love medicine and was suppressed by a move, almost losing her virginity (perhaps she already lost...). After finally escaping from death, Lu Yunlan decided to go to sea personally to cut the outline and recruit the protagonist Gong Shou to finish it as soon as possible. A wave of behind-the-scenes operations are as fierce as a tiger, but why does the protagonist Gong Shou look at him more and more strangely? Even everyone I met on the road seemed to have had an affair with the original owner. Yin Wangchuan: I can tolerate you flirting with women and being merciful everywhere. I just ask you not to be so blatant. Ye Shangli: The medicine has been taken and the person has fallen asleep. Do you still want to turn your back and deny it? System 800 red alert: Those flowers who have been trashed by the original owner are lining up to kill you. Lu Yunlan's face was horrified: Help, I don't want a eunuch! ! ! PS: This article is updated at 0 o'clock every night, okay~ ———————————————————————————————————— The third part of Infinite Heartthrob "The Cannon Fodder Beauty Is Seeking Death Again [Infinite]" is being serialized. The first two parts have been completed. Little angels, please collect them. Mmm~ Yan Shaoqing accidentally knocked over the altar of the evil god, was involved in a series of horrifying games, and became a cannon fodder NPC that would be killed at the beginning of the game if he could not survive for 5 minutes. He was told by the system that only by dying 100 times in the game can he resolve the evil god's resentment and return to the real world. In order to go home early, he disguised himself as a stupid vase and died crazily, but he was treated as a throw-in, attracting the covetousness of a group of ghosts and BTs. In the live broadcast room, the viewers who came to the cannon fodder execution area to watch the death method fell in love one after another, licking the screen frantically, the style of the barrage changed suddenly, and they called their wives directly, and they were always scared for him. Players are all fascinated by him and regard him as a rare animal similar to a giant panda. They always come to the rescue at critical moments, make secret glances, and even fight and kill each other for him. Even those ghosts who were mad in front of other players seemed to have a split personality when it came to him, repeatedly neglecting their duties, flirting with each other all day long, and thinking about how to eat him. Eating in another sense... Yan Shaoqing, desperate for death and facing a crisis of virginity, finally decided to go find the most brutal and ruthless villain in the game, BOSS, the Evil God himself. Get him in and be responsible for him! Unexpectedly, the evil god suddenly showed his infatuation and pressed him down arrogantly. His dark pupils gushed out with burning flames and directly grabbed his lips. Evil God: He must be responsible, but he does not accept death, only his wife. Yan Shaoqing:... Wait, he just wants to go home early. Yan Shaoqing: Don't kiss me again! PS: Thousands of people (ghosts) are addicted to drama, causing mischief, small ones attracting bees and butterflies, beautiful as flowers, daily Shura field. —————————————————————————————————————— Little angels who are interested in the pre-released article "The Cannon Fodder Villain's Survival Guide" can collect it, okay~ Lin Zile is a novel writer. Due to an accident, he time-traveled into a Danmei novel he wrote and became a villain who was cannon fodder not long after he appeared in the book. The original owner was crazy about the protagonist Gong, but couldn't love him, so he kidnapped the protagonist Shou and decided to take away his innocence so that the protagonist Gong would think of him every time he touched the protagonist Shou. The protagonist appeared in time, and the hero saved the beauty. Not only did the original owner become a stepping stone for the relationship between the two, but he was also betrayed by the protagonist and the two families in a wave of joint revenge operations. He became a bereaved dog living on the streets, and eventually died in an alley. When we travel to the book, the original owner has tied the protagonist to a hidden hiding place, and the next step is to force the protagonist to cook the raw rice into cooked rice. In order to change the fate of being cannon fodder, Lin Zile immediately let go of the protagonist Shou. Unexpectedly, the other party not only did not run away, but instead pounced on him, hugging him and begging to continue. At this moment, the protagonist kicked open the door, rushed into the house, and stared at the two people hugging each other with a gloomy expression. Seeing the protagonist approaching step by step, Lin Zile felt that he was about to die. Lin Zile: No, listen to me, things are not what you see. Before he finished speaking, the protagonist Gong actually kicked the protagonist Shou away and hugged him affectionately. Protagonist: It's not your fault, it's all my fault for being too slow. If you have anything to say, let's wait until we're in bed. Lin Zile:? ! System: Dear, what you are traveling through is not a novel written by yourself, but a bloody Jinjiang fanfic. In the next 365 days, you will be pursued crazily by 108 characters in the book. Once you lose your virginity, you will immediately die. In order to survive, please work hard~ ———————————————————————————————————— The pre-released article "Sick Beauty Disguises in a Vase in a Nightmare Game [Unlimited Streaming]" If you are interested, please collect it, okay~ A virus called Nightmare breaks out across the world. People infected with the virus will be involved in a dangerous nightmare game after falling asleep, and they can only wake up by clearing the game. Tang Jingle was suffering from a terminal illness and was bedridden all day long. He was unfortunately infected with the Nightmare Virus soon after his death, and entered the game with a sickly body. All the players looked at the frail and sickly beauty with pity, believing that she would not survive for two hours. Unexpectedly, just five minutes into the game, I encountered the most vicious and terrifying ghost BOSS in the dungeon. Players ran around and received lunch boxes one after another. Tang Jinngle had only taken two steps before he fell weakly to the ground and vomited blood. Looking at the approaching monster, Tang Jingle shrank into a ball with fear on his face, crying and trembling. But the monster raised his fingers and gently stroked away the tears from the corners of his eyes, hugged him tenderly, kissed his lips, licked away the blood stained on his lips, and finally sent him away from the nightmare world with his own hands. When parting, she would hold his earlobe in her mouth and leave an affectionate whisper: Baby, see you tomorrow night. Tang Jinngle has a secret. He entered the nightmare game with a system. As long as he activates the attribute buff of "Cute and Poor", he can attract the ghost BOSS. [If you make physical contact with the ghost BOSS, your lifespan will be increased by 1 week. [If you make lip contact with the ghost BOSS, your lifespan will be increased by 1 month. [Exchange with the ghost boss to increase lifespan by 1 year. Hearing the notification sound of increasing lifespan, Tang Jingle snuggled into the monster's arms and trembled with excitement, almost laughing on the spot. [The life span has reached its peak and cannot be increased any further. Tang Jingle finally drained the ghost BOSS and was sent out of the nightmare game. He then cleared the system of the nightmare virus. Global emergency notification: Due to unknown reasons, the nightmare virus rapidly deteriorates and mutates. It can spread over long distances and can directly pull people within a hundred meters of the infected person into the nightmare world. Tang Jinngle had just recovered from a serious illness. He thought he could sleep peacefully, but he woke up in the middle of the night and found that there was an extra "person" beside the bed. The other party's bottomless eyes stared at him quietly: Baby, why didn't you come last night? ———————————————————————————————————— The final article "Cannon fodder always becomes a heartthrob in escape games [Quick Travel]", interested little angels, please take a look~ This article is an infinite horror stream, also known as "Shura Fields Played Every Day in Horror Movies" and "The Big Boss in Horror Movies Always Wants to Fall in Love with Me." Yan Shaoqing was destined not to live past the age of 23, but he was unwilling to leave in obscurity. He determined to flirt with 100 men and have a hundred vigorous love affairs before he died. He ran away every time after flirting, and escaped by pretending to be dead. Unexpectedly, he got away with it in the 99th scene, and even traveled to the world of horror movies. In order to break the curse and regain his life, he must act as a cannon fodder NPC in horror movies and be a good teammate of the Vase Pig. Bajiao: The big bosses in horror movies are all crazy, and you are in danger of being dogged at any time. Yan Shaoqing: Got it~ Big BOSS: From the first moment I saw you, I knew you were the one destined for me, and I will not let anyone hurt you. Bajiao:...... Bajiao: Please don't flirt with that ghost again! The reincarnations in horror movies are all ruthless, and you are always on the verge of being cannon fodder. Yan Shaoqing: I understand~ Reincarnator: Although you are just an NPC, and although you only exist in this world, I am willing to die again for you. Bajiao:...... Bajiao: Can we finish work early? PS: This article is not scary. In the daily Shura field, the popular drama queen gets into trouble and is attacked by the mysterious boss X. The little one is only responsible for attracting bees and butterflies, and is as beautiful as a flower. Intention: Wherever you are sincere, gold and stone will open.