The Surrogate for the Sadistic Novel Is in PUA Again

Pre-collection of Dudu egg cake "Black and red top is A Zhai", the copy is at the bottom, please collect it~ -----Copywriting of this article------ Qu Ning became a stand-in in the story of Bai Yueguang, a native dog. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw the crazy emperor undressing and taking off his belt in front of him. Attached was a sarcastic remark to PUA: "Go to the couch and lie down. Don't let me see your face clearly for a while, so as not to spoil my mood." Seeing that his virginity career was about to end in a haphazard manner, Qu Ning was quick to think and went back to PUA: "Your Majesty, have you indulged yourself in sexual activities recently and been too lazy? I see that your waistline seems to be a little thicker." The movement of the crazy criticizing attack was stagnant. "I originally thought that your abdominal muscles could be more beautiful, but now..." Qu Ning glanced at the neatly arranged eight-pack abs of Mad Piao, and pretended to speak but stopped, "... No wonder His Majesty couldn't pursue his sweetheart back then." This trick worked as expected, and Qu Ning's late game was saved. It's just a small life, I almost didn't save it (candle) - In the original work of this book, Emperor Gong took it upon himself to go crazy every day after losing Bai Yueguang, as if he was beheaded by the author. With a cruel and unstable temperament, he killed ten of the nine clans who had ministers with treason in three years. In the end, the whole country was in ruins, the rebels suppressed the city, and the imperial court was destroyed. Emperor Gong left the city with his substitute Shou, and encountered an assassin on the way. The substitute Shou blocked a sword for Emperor Gong and died in his arms. At this time, Gong was shocked to realize that he had already fallen in love with the substitute Shou. He regretted his mistake and spent the rest of his life in the temple. Qu Ning didn't want to end up in this mentally retarded ending, so he continued Bai Yueguang's Dafa to the end. The emperor went crazy and wanted to chop off the head of his loyal minister, so he brought out Bai Yueguang: "He is cruel and murders Zhongliang. If there is an afterlife, he will never want to see you again." The emperor went crazy, ignored the law, and was good at capital punishment. He continued to use Bai Yueguang: "Sigh... A kind, noble and gentle person like him must feel sad for the current majesty..." … With Qu Ning's perseverance, Feng Piao Gong's mental illness gradually improved, the country was cleared and the BE ending was saved. At this point, Qu Ning felt that he could retire and was ready to escape back to his original world. When he was about to die, Kuang Pi Gong hugged him tightly, his eyes red. Qu Ning:? He raised his hand to caress the handsome face and said habitually: "Stop crying. If he were still here, it would be so sad to see His Majesty like this." But in exchange for a hug that went deep into the bones, there was also a mute sentence: "——What stupid thing to say." "It was you who taught me to love everyone in the world, but when the sky breaks and dawn comes, I still just want to spend it with you." "You and the world are equally important." Crazy mad dog attack [Reading instructions] ① Highlight: Both attack and reception have shortcomings, especially the attack has serious flaws and is a lunatic. ② Highlight: Emotions are the main focus and the plot is supplemented, not a cool novel. ③There is a reason for repeated horizontal jumps between normal and epilepsy in the early stage of attack, which will be explained later. ④What the protagonist thinks is just what he thinks and may not be the truth My ability is limited, but I will try my best to write this story well. I hope you like it. ------Pre-receipt of the copy "Black and red top is A Zhai" ------- Jiang Yi, occupation: top class. He is 1.79 Meters tall, has an appearance that confuses all living beings, and his professional ability is an assembly line colleague who can't hold up the wall by washing a piece of mud. But his online reputation is not much better than the carbon at the bottom of the pot, and he is a veritable black and red top. Marketing accounts on major platforms seem to have fixed KPIs that mock Jiang Yi every month: Jiang Yi drives out to buy groceries Marketing account: "A certain J, a top-notch racer in the city, takes a side road to meet beauties in a bar street." Jiang Yi had dinner with friends Marketing account: "A certain top guy named J met with a mysterious boss in a restaurant. He was sneaky and suspected of having a PY transaction." Jiang Yi showed up at the award ceremony with an expressionless face Marketing account: "A certain person with the surname J is a top celebrity and both have big names!" At the award ceremony, he looked down upon his colleagues with a cold face! Jiang Yi went to the hospital to see a doctor, but was stopped by an older sister who asked for directions. Marketing account: "A certain top figure named J appeared at XX Hospital, behaved intimately with a mysterious woman, and suspected of having an abortion." … A reporter who was watching the excitement and not taking it too seriously asked Jiang Yi: "People's words are scary. Does Brother Yi think there are any real black spots in his body?" Jiang Yi: "... If you are less than 1.8 Meters tall, you can't write it in your WeChat name?" Jiang Yi disappeared after the eighth anniversary tour of his debut. Rumors spread on the Internet, with fans and blacks mingling. Fans: Brother, don't you want us anymore? QAQ blames those scumbags for scolding brother all day long. Oh wow, brother must not be able to bear it anymore! Heizi: Silly Boyi, your brother has already gone in to use the sewing machine, don't think about it. - Fang Shujie is a domineering president. But he has two little quirks that are not common to outsiders. 1) Play games 2) Star chasing Fang has been a little troubled lately. It seems that the little star he has liked for a long time has really been blacklisted and withdrawn from the industry? ... You can't think about it anymore, can you? Thinking of some possibility, Mr. Fang's fingertips trembled, and the signature pen in his hand drew a big Nike on the document. The cell phone beeped at this moment. I picked it up impatiently and saw that it was his game partner. Little Jiangtang: [I just learned the house dance, Kangkang (#^.^#)] Followed a video. Twin ponytails, JK, slender, straight, shiny white thighs. Fang Shujie was impatient and half-sentenced "I don't like women" - Suddenly, I saw a small mole somewhere on the inner thigh of "Little Ginger Sugar", which overlapped with someone in the direct-shot photo he had saved in his cell phone and watched countless times when he dreamed back at midnight... Mr. Fang raised his eyebrows. "Start a video and jump to another one?" Purpose: To be a human being, you must love yourself and learn to manage upwards