My Stupid Roommate Is Always Teasing Me

---Copywriting of this article--- In the eyes of others, Chen Jiashu is a handsome man with glittering gold. In Jingshuo's eyes, Chen Jiashu is a big fool with different appearances and duplicities. They like to hug their shoulders and waist when walking, and they have to squeeze together when taking a shower. Okok, these are all small things. She likes to touch his butt no matter what. Jingshuo:? ? ? You know, you know, straight men are gay. I couldn't sleep late at night and tricked him into doing bad things. Um... It seems like the problem isn't that big. But what the hell are you kissing? Even if you kiss him, he still sticks out his fucking tongue, ahhhh—— Jingshuo couldn't stand it anymore and went to the forum to post for help. #Help, please tell me if my roommate is still a straight man# 1L: The original poster is showing off his affection. The appraisal is completed. … 28L: Is the poster a freshman majoring in computer science? 29L: Ahhhh—could it be that the cp I knocked on was real? One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and the post quickly became popular. Jingshuo and Chen Jiashu were forced to "come out". That night Jingshuo faced Chen Jiashu shamelessly and closed the blinds to hide for the night. Until late at night, there was a slight rustling in the darkness. There was another person on his bed. Chen Jiashu: Now everyone thinks we are a couple, and you have to be responsible for me. Jingshuo bore the price of his mistakes. Every late night after that, an uninvited guest would greet the bed in dormitory 506 with the curtains drawn... #Actor, hooligan, green tea attack# # cute and innocent on the surface, but actually pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, a high-end fishing subject# Pre-received article 1 (Entertainment Circle) "Accidentally slept with my ex-boyfriend" Somewhere: What is it like to become friends with your ex-boyfriend after breaking up? Yan Yi: Impossible, impossible in this life! However, Yan Yi didn't expect that this opportunity would come so quickly. He, an ordinary amateur, accidentally participated in the same variety show - "Three Days and Three Nights" with his top-notch ex-boyfriend Song Jing. As soon as the variety show was officially announced, there was a lot of criticism on the official account. Netizens criticized him both verbally and in writing. However, on the day of the variety show recording—— [May I ask what the name of that amateur guy is? Ahhhhh - so handsome, I smell so good, I feel like I can instantly beat all the idols in today's entertainment industry. ] [Replying to earlier, it is said that his name is Yan Yi, a former college star of Hua University, who was spotted by the program crew and begged for nothing. ] [I have a weak question, why do I think the way Song Jing looks at Yan Yi... Is a bit weird? Like being stared at, am I the only one who feels this way? ] [+1 From upstairs, I can't even say it, their interaction is so cute! When we touch each other and look at each other, it looks like it says "recommended for people over 18 years old to watch", which makes me cringe! ! ! ] Just when everyone was not optimistic about the ratings, the first episode of "Three Days and Three Nights" had a huge hit. Directly dominate the hot searches. Jinyan CP was also born. Since then, the long business road of public love has begun. ----- Then one day, the jealous rival broke the news that the two were at odds with each other, and the two immediately attracted an outpouring of crying and abuse. The next day, the sweetest couple in the entertainment industry was officially announced. On the third day, Song Jing's ever-increasing first love was dug out by a powerful black fan. On the fourth day, first love is so sweet, but first love is such a pity, eh? This first love, Mao Mao, looks exactly like Yan Yi? #This is a story about me thinking that the CP I knocked on was real, but I didn't expect that they were really real# #Really forget it, they are still their first love, forget it their first love, they still miss each other for so many years# #Thank you to my counterpart, thank you to the marketing account, thank you to the black fans, and thank you to all the mysterious netizens who broke the news# Tsundere, vinegar and attack VS coolness and calmness [Small Theater] (Picture 1 Music) Song Jing faced his wife's heart: I like you, but I won't say it, eh ~ it's just for fun ~ Song Jing faced her "love rival": Damn, this person looks at my wife, Damn, this person absolutely likes my wife, Damn, this is my wife! ! ! ----- Pre-receipt 2 "One Thousand and One Nights" 1 The king held a masquerade ball for his best son and invited all the beautiful princesses to attend. In the midst of the light and shadow, the superior prince fell in love with the knight at first sight through the dazzling conversation. Prince (Girl Attack) vs Knight (Cool Brother Shou) 2 There was a beautiful young man who lived alone and went to the river to fish every day. Until one day he found a brass bottle, and the smoke from the bottle condensed into a handsome man. The man who claimed to be a devil licked the tips of his sharp, bloodthirsty teeth and threatened to eat the boy. At the end of the story, the devil really ate the boy, and the boy cried miserably with red eyes... Devil Attack vs Pretty Boy Shou "Mirror Mirror, who is the most handsome man in the world?" Knowing that the little prince is the most handsome man in the world, the red-eyed prince showed a bloodthirsty smile. He wanted to get along with him quickly, but after meeting the little prince, he unfortunately fell in love with the little prince at first sight... Prince: %#*&*&@I)&*($@!!! (Beep——) Innocent little prince attack vs evil seductive one 4 A handsome prince sleeps in a royal tower isolated from the world, sleeping forever. One day, a handsome man who was being hunted jumped over the wall and hid in a high tower, and fell in love with the handsome prince at first sight. So the prince (handsome guy) from the neighboring country led the army to invade the kingdom, and asked the king to take away the prince in exchange for the peace of the entire kingdom... Crazy Man Gong vs Cool Beauty Shou Mission: Life is endless, struggle is endless