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Meng Yunshu died unexpectedly and suddenly became a farm boy when he opened his eyes.
This little brother had a hard life. His parents died when he was young, he was tortured by his uncle, and he was sold to Ren Yazi. He never had a good day.
After being reborn, he became someone else's husband. The man's family was destitute and impoverished. He didn't know which was more terrible, being married off or having no money?
Fortunately, he holds a plane canteen and is not afraid of difficulties in getting out of poverty.
"Ding—order from the interstellar plane, please check."
"Ding—an order from the orc plane, please check."
"Ding..."
So - instant noodles became a delicacy sought after by everyone in the interstellar world, and lighters became a miracle on the lips of priests in the beast world...
But to live a good life, fields are the foundation and seeds are the key.
Meng Yunshu hugged his golden thigh and relied on the canteen to promote new species in ancient times. Corn, potatoes, rice... As long as the golden thigh didn't chase him and ask science questions, everything would be easy.
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The Yu family was originally a wealthy family, with a happy family of six. However, a disaster left only Yu Jinhuai and his little nephew who was waiting for food.
After the period of filial piety, Yu Jinhuai, who wanted to start a family, encountered obstacles at every turn. He was carrying a bottle of oil and an empty house. He had scars on his face and was looked down upon by no one. He became a bad person spread by word of mouth among matchmakers.
Then one day, the bad guy actually brought back a young man.
Everyone in the village was waiting to see the Yu family's jokes, waiting for the new husband to slap his ass and leave.
The words reached Meng Yunshu's ears, and he smiled slightly. With his status as a time traveler, plus a plane canteen on his left hand and a golden thigh on his right hand, if he can't make a fortune, he can't afford the country's nine-year compulsory education.
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Ji Shangyu is the most enviable brother in the village, just because he has a marriage, and his fiancée is handsome and a scholar.
The life of the Ji family was not easy, and the stepmother was always beaten or scolded. Ji Shangyu only looked forward to the wedding date coming soon so that he could escape from this prison.
Unexpectedly, the stepmother's brother was concerned about his marriage, and together with his family planned to sell him to a butcher in the town who was addicted to alcohol and beat people as a sequel.
Ji Shangyu, who overheard this, packed up his bags and ran away overnight. He wanted to go to his fiancée, but was found imprisoned in the woodshed.
On the day of the wedding, listening to the sound of gongs and drums outside, Ji Shangyu was ready to die, but a sound appeared in time, rekindling his hope of living.
"He is not Brother Yu. I recognize Brother Yu."
A farce came to an end when Ji Shangyu followed Jiang Yuansong and left.
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Worried that she would affect her husband's imperial examination, Ji Shangyu was worried all day long. He was afraid of being rejected by the Jiang family, and was ready to be abandoned. Unexpectedly, the life after getting married was not as bad as he imagined.
Not only was he well fed and clothed, and he was not looked down upon by his husband's family, he also learned to read and write from Jiang Tingsong. The Jiang family even praised him for being diligent and sensible when meeting everyone.
Ji Shangyu was in a trance and uneasy, thinking he was dreaming, until he touched the puppy and the enlightenment book. After the panic, he was filled with joy. Jiang Yuansong said these were given to him.
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Ji Shangyu, who was reading in the courtyard middle school, heard the voice coming from next door. His face heated up and he showed a shy smile.
"What a bunch of rotten trees, they might as well be..."
"Not as smart as my husband, who can read ten words in a day."
"Shut up."
Jiang Yuansong looked at the students below angrily, muttering to himself that you are indeed not as smart as my husband.
Intention: Live hard.