If you ask Mu Qingyue how he feels about his time-travel life, he will give everyone a piece of categorical advice: Beware of system fraud!
What he regrets most in his life is that he was bound to a son of a bitch system when he was in the second grade of middle school and was young and frivolous. He accepted a hell-level mission that a normal person could not complete. From then on, he embarked on a deceptive road full of thorns.
I finally completed the task with great difficulty when I was suppressed to the point of becoming a pervert, and a beautiful and unrestrained retirement life is just around the corner.
Before the bitter tears were wiped away, before the complaints were uttered, before the wild laughter broke out, were they bombarded into pieces and sent directly back to their happy hometown? ?
Sorry, the system did this to him and restarted the mission directly! Years of struggle were ruined.
Haha, don't think that this will stop him from thinking about retiring. If he is determined to ruin it, he will just become a little waste from the root.
From the moment you are born, you should be a useless person and work hard to earn more food.
From the moment you are born, you should be a loser and try your best to live a peaceful life.
Since birth, I have been a loser, working hard to eat more and watch more movies.
It feels good to lie down for a while, and it feels good to lie down for the rest of my life.
As soon as I lie down one day, the cows and horses stay away from me.
When I have nothing to do, I cheat on my scumbag father and make a little money; occasionally I chat over tea, I am pitiful, weak and innocent; I play live broadcasts and lie flat; I wear a cuckold, wishing all the lovers in the world to eventually become bitter couples.
If you have nothing to do, you can go out for a few trips and wander around the world to enjoy life to the fullest. Why do you become a pirate leader? How can such a high-profile style work? It is completely inconsistent with the character of a waste!
Keep a low profile, just rub your hands with your wife for fun, and go into seclusion together!
Planting vegetables, raising flowers, holding hands and kissing mouths with my good wife, it is a sweet little happiness, a little romantic, and my life is free and comfortable.
However, who could ruin his perfect retirement life? Destroy his happy little home that looks like a fairyland, and kill his cute wife with a slim waist and long legs!
If a tiger doesn't show off its power, do you think it's a sick cat?
It's time to show off, stop pretending, I am Wang Zha!
Ps:
1. Main attack, abo interstellar era, strong, double a love.
2. Everything serves the plot, completely imaginary, interstellar era, entertainment-oriented, do not substitute it into reality, it is purely a piece of entertainment! Mo Mo chirp.
3. The author's writing style is rubbish and has no logic (the key point!). Once your imagination is free, you can write anything, so don't use your brain to read it. The ink writer writes long, group portraits, the progress is slow, and the emotional drama is in the middle and late stages.
4. The protagonist is at full level at the beginning, has many golden fingers, and a group of strong ones make people doubt the kind of strength in life. He is the best in the world, extremely brainless, cool and literary, and all unreasonable things are cheating.
Pre-release: "So I'm a Dragon"
My name is Longlong. I am a colorful dragon. I like collecting gold and silver treasures very much. I have defeated all the invincible opponents in the clan and harvested trophies and treasures that can be piled up like dozens of hills. I am the best among dragons. Therefore, I was kicked out of the Dragon Clan by the elder who was angry that I wasted no time in amassing money regardless of the friendship of my companions, and told me to harm other living beings.
So I obeyed and went out to harm other creatures. On the way, I met a poor and ugly creature. It told me its true identity. It was a terrifying dragon in a dark and evil place. It was omnipotent and majestic, and was referred to as the evil dragon.
Oh! It turns out that I am a dragon!
But what is the dragon going to do? Friends told me that I should kill human beings, destroy cities, burn living creatures, and many other things I could do.
I went there with great interest. What the damn dragon did was so boring. I found out that by kidnapping a human princess, imprisoning her in a high tower, and demanding a ransom, I could get the gold and silver treasures I liked.
I suddenly found a new way to make a fortune!
Surprise+N! ! !
Human beings have a creature called a knight who comes to rescue the princess. He is extremely poor and does not have a single gem in his body. He does not bring any treasure that the dragon likes in exchange for the crying and noisy princess.
I was cheated, Longlong was very angry, and the consequences were serious! So I left the knight who was more powerful than the crying princess and asked the princess to go back and prepare a ransom to rescue the knight.
Later, I waited for a long time, but the princess didn't come, the knight ran away secretly, and Longlong didn't get a single gold coin. Longlong was very angry and decided to go to the knight to collect the debt!
The dragon is very fierce and evil, a bad evil dragon! Knight, please pay back your money quickly! Ouch~
The brain is not very easy to use. The silly Dragon Dragon debtor is smart and capable. The Dragon Knight debtor is punished.
Gay friend Lou Ximiao's new article has been pre-collected. Please bookmark it with the same background: "Unexpected Pregnancy after AA Love":
(Master and receiver) ABO, double A setting.
A very hot question recently popped up on the StarNet Forum:
Excuse me, can Alpha get pregnant?
The post once became popular and occupied the homepage, with more than 10 million people replying, but the content was surprisingly consistent - what nonsense are you talking about? !
Normally when Qiu Chengxin saw this question, he would think it was fart.
But the premise is:
1. This question was not asked by him
2. The pregnant Alpha is not him either
I clearly just had an ordinary AA love affair! It's just that I just had a normal "communication" with my lover a few times! Why is he pregnant? !
In the second-year dormitory of the Imperial Military Academy, two young men looked at each other in confusion as they looked at the pregnancy test sheet.
Ankang: "Baby... Are you... Pretending to be A?"
Qiu Chengxin: "Fart! I am a pure A!"
But who can tell him how he got pregnant after being an Alpha for 18 years! Where on earth was he conceived! ! Help! ! !
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I Became Rich After the Price Depreciation
It Turns Out That I Am a Dragon
I'm Really a Good Person [Quickly Wear It]
Meet Your Ex-Boyfriend on a Blind Date
After Dressing up as a Scheming Female Partner
I Was Promised to Be the Villain of the Dian Family.