If God gave Xiang Ze a chance to come back, he would definitely like someone else when he was a student. Whoever it was, it wasn't Tan Mu anyway.
It had been three years since I graduated from college. I thought it would be a class reunion when we met again. This time I really wanted to "comb my hair like an adult and put on a handsome suit." But who would have thought that the day before the party, I would dress up like the little kitten Tan Mu picked up?
Being a cat is really comfortable. You can wake up and eat every day, play when you are full, and sleep when you have enough fun. Don't be too happy every day without 996~! Cats would have a more complete life if they weren't chased around by owners like Tan Mu with a vacuum cleaner to suck their fur every day~
Wait, what about the homophobic straight guy you promised? Why are you different from what you said? !
Tan Mu: When did we agree?
A loser, stupid roe deer is attacked by a man vs. A homophobic slut.
Concept: Aren't kittens cute?