(Special reminder: This article is very funny, please do not drink water while reading)
The world of cultivation has gone crazy. The apprentice becomes a demon and catches the master first.
Apprentices often destroy their masters and masters. Masters should guard against their disciples more than they guard against demons.
The world of cultivation is so big that it can no longer accommodate a safe master
My master is even more crazy. He is the strongest in battle yet he is driven into paranoia.
Master: What should I do? I'm so hot. The traitors must be hungry for me.
Daily brainstorming plot "The disciples want to be possessed by the devil and become the master every day"
Master, please wake up! Who gave you the confidence to make four top-looking apprentices covet you?
Master: Times have changed. No matter how cold-blooded the Master is, he has no bargaining power in front of his ass!
Senior Brother picked up serious literature:
Master, are you seriously ill? I am the number one straight man in the world!
I picked up the bloody cultivation novel:
Master, are you seriously ill? I am a literary cultivator, and it will take thousands of years for literary cultivators to succeed!
The junior sister spread out the widow's literature:
Master, are you seriously ill? I am a book writer, so I have already reversed it!
The younger brother picked up Xiaoma's literature:
Master, are you seriously ill? You are my father Bai Yueguang! My little mom!
Master: I don't care! Anyway, all of you are rebels! Staring at my ass every day!
Disciples: Master, just because you are a bitch yourself does not mean that your disciples are all bitches!
Master: Then if I call out "Who is my dog?" Do you dare to respond?
Demon King: Woof! !
The most beautiful man in the three realms, Qiao Mojun: Fellow Taoist, I have a plan so that no one in this world dares to touch you.
Being targeted without realizing it·Silly Master: What?
Demon Lord: Be my Taoist companion.
Master: Damn ghost! You said you don't like me! It's really exciting for you to play!
A Sha Diao Xiang Non-Serious Cultivation Essay
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The next book opens "A Chicken, But Wearing Zerg [Quick Travel]" (tentative title)
Those who can see Zerg can do so, Shou is a snail with a hard shell and soft slime.
You can watch it if you can't watch Zerg, after all, the protagonist is a chicken
Focusing on a beautiful journey of spiritual world
The first world: Chicken essence penetrates into the Zerg world
The second world: Chicken Essence travels into Xiangshao World
The third world: chicken essence penetrates the interstellar ABO
The Fourth World: Chicken Essence Travels into the Zombie Apocalypse
The fifth world: Chicken Essence travels into the dark abyss
Purpose: Promote the true energy of cultivation
