Main point of view copy:
1. After an unknown person finished playing the three agreed-upon positions at an unknown milk tea shop, he threw someone's peripheral keyboard and ran away. In order to express his apologies for getting into a car and scolding a professional novice, he specially cut two review videos and dumped them in his mailbox.
"——The above is all the content of the review. I'm sorry for scolding you today, but I won't change it. Next time, try not to catch me sleepwalking during the live broadcast."
A player in a certain profession was scolded as a rookie: "..." Is he mocking me?
Teammate next to him: "Maybe." The tone feels so familiar?
The captain, who was holding his pillow and pretending to be dead, said lazily: "You are a good person, why don't you let others talk about it?"
The coach was even more unkind: "I don't want to be scolded in the winter training games, so get up and practice my hand skills."
Rookie selection... Not, professional player: "..."
Okay, I can't get through this day.
2. Since someone joined the team, the entire team atmosphere has changed -
Like this: "Huh? Are you saying harsh words? I like to play critical strikes. How about you don't choose fate to control me in the arena?"
Like this: "I love you and protect me forever. If you touch me, I lose!"
Oh, there are two more people like this:
"Play seriously, I'll tell you the other side."
"Would you like to give me a little bit of gaming experience, quit daddy?"
The opponent's player was so angry that he threw his mouse and keyboard.
Okay, this game is unplayable.
3. After someone's brother became a coach, even the little emperor with the shortest height of 1.78 Meters can reach 2.7 Meters tall.
The little emperor: "The labor and capital are 2.7 Meters. Do you have any objections? Hold on."
Intention: Seeing the imperial capital, what is the heart's desire