Lingxi is a mermaid who picked up a fragrant two-legged beast and took it home.
I worked hard to raise the two-legged beast until it was white and plump. Unexpectedly, just as I was about to take the tender, white and tender Two-legged beast into my mouth, the two-legged beast disappeared!
Such a big Twoleg he disappeared!
The fish is angry! The fish is wronged! The fish is going to settle the score with the Twolegs!
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On the day His Royal Highness ascended the throne, he ordered to search every corner of the empire, vowing to catch some little bastard who was cheating on him.
At a banquet, someone saw His Royal Highness staring at the waiter in the corner with splitting eyes.
"Follow me." His Royal Highness grabbed the waiter with a fierce expression.
Unexpectedly, the white palms easily broke free from the shackles. Lingxi looked at the person in front of him with a smile in his eyes, "Sir, no! This is an additional price, and there will be an increase."
The people of the empire present: Don't ask, you will tremble if you ask.
Eat soft rice and gong (real)
Intention: You are my god, I am willing to run to you
