I Became Famous After Dressing up as a Mermaid

Please give me an advance copy of "Straight Man Chasing Me to Love Complex" Copywriting of this article: Yue Ning traveled through the book and became the protagonist in a sadistic novel about the entertainment industry, and also awakened as a mermaid. In the book, the little mermaid is physically and mentally abused by the protagonist. Yue Ning does not want to be abused, so she decisively runs away. But because of the mermaid's courtship period, she accidentally had a one-night stand with a vampire. The vampire was so rude that he was still alive. He opened his mouth to protect him. Yue Ning sneered and hung up the phone. Then the hospital checked and found that the mermaid of his species was loyal and needed the help of a certain vampire to survive the three-month courtship period. Yue Ning: "..." Yue Ning picked up the phone and said kindly, "Dear, I'm not the one who answered the phone just now. I want to talk to you in detail." — In his life, Wen Xiaoyuan hated little celebrities who climbed on the bed, hated squeamish people, hated troublemakers, hated people who didn't work hard and just wanted to take shortcuts. A certain little mermaid stepped on his minefield perfectly. She's pretty, squeamish, climbs into bed, and even makes up a courtship period to take shortcuts. But it just so happens that this little mermaid can help him solve the blood allergy that has troubled him for many years. Then let's make an agreement to support them first, and then we can distribute them when the special medicine is ready. Then he made a three-part agreement: "Don't fall in love with me, don't contact me if nothing happens, I won't spend the night with you, don't think about things you shouldn't think about, don't disclose your relationship to the outside world, we will separate when the contract expires, don't get entangled, or we will see you in court." But the little mermaid loves him so much that she doesn't need resources or money, just for him. She makes loving breakfast for him every day, acts coquettishly to seduce him from time to time, and tells others that she has admired him for a long time and cannot live without him. He felt that he could give the other party a chance. The little roses were placed, the little candles were lit, and the little diamond ring was put on. Just when I thought I was going to hug the beauty back, the little mermaid ran away. Yue Ning: "The agreement has expired, goodbye!" Wen Xiaoyuan: "..." I have such a big wife! — A certain starlet with a lot of scandals in the 88s had just gained a wave of fans because of her good looks, but it was revealed that she had sold herself for glory, was kept by an old man who was half dead, and had three problems. Fans turned away from her fans one after another. #I am really feeling bad for him, but I am being kept by an old man, disgusting# # Hook up so much, be careful of the anus exploding, if I believe you again, I will be a dog# The next day, Yue Ning held a live broadcast to clarify that a certain vampire came over after smelling the scent and declared sovereignty in front of millions of netizens. Yue Ning smiled: "It seems that I haven't promised you yet." Wen Xiaoyuan said calmly: "Then think about it now." Yue Ning refused, and then turned into a mermaid in full view of the public. The hot search exploded immediately. #It's actually a mermaid! Shishasha, I am a dog, I smell so good# #Popular science, the president of Shengshi Group, 28 years old, an awakened fantasy vampire, the flower of high society, a man you can't lick# #This is called an old man? Please give me a stack for such an old man# #Ahahah, what a perfect match. Please get married where you are and don't force me to beg you# The beautiful mermaid is attacked by the X-tyrant vampire *1V1, attack the bullshit and brainwash the emperor, relax and enjoy the text, a little bit of bullshit *True words but no offense, self-strategy + true fragrance law, words are tougher than anything else ———————————————————————— Please give me an advance copy of "Straight Man Chasing Me to Love Complex" At the age of nineteen, Lin Xishui found that he was living in a romance novel and was still a cannon fodder with a miserable end. In the book, the little cannon fodder grew up with the male protagonist, and fell in love with the male protagonist as an adult. However, the male protagonist is a straight man and homophobic. After meeting the female protagonist, he fell in love at first sight and began a sweet love. But the little cannon fodder didn't believe in evil, so he chased and beat him fiercely. In the end, he was mad to death. Lin Xishui: "..." That's outrageous. Lin Xishui felt happy and sad after knowing that he had passed through the book. Fortunately, he knew the plot in the book and could avoid risks in advance. Sadly, he has already fallen in love with his sweetheart Xie Yan, and has stepped into the plot line. In order to save her life, Lin Xishui had no choice but to stay away from the clingy bamboo horse and went to a love variety show that was recorded all day long. The next day, the movie queen and the rich man's son Xie Yan landed in love. — "Love Travel" is a love variety show that became popular before it was aired. As the name suggests, the variety show will arrange for guests to travel together, sparks will be created during the trip, and they will find true love. In the variety show, Xie Yan, a newly minted national husband, a movie queen and the son of a rich man, who has been ruthless since childhood, was very caring and caring to the amateur guest, always clinging to him, and not allowing others to get close to him. At first, netizen 1 said: Although amateurs are good-looking, the heir to the Xie Group shouldn't be so humble, right? Netizen 2: Script, it must be a script! Netizen 3: Doesn't anyone think it's a good idea? Cold beauty × big wolf dog, so delicious! Later, netizen 1: Wife Xixi, look at me! Don't trust those stinky men! Netizen 2: My wife is so beautiful, Sihasha, please make your debut soon, don't force me to beg you! Netizen 2: Silly boy, please confess your feelings quickly, otherwise Xixi will be taken away! Netizen 3: Wow, am I the only one who thinks they are really sweet! … Xie Yan: "I will never like men. Xixi and I are just brothers." "Best brother!" Lin Xishui smiled guiltily: "Yes." Later, as the show came to an end, a guest couldn't hold back and confessed his love to Lin Xishui. Xie Yan exploded. Guest: If you don't like him, why do you want to prevent others from liking him? Xie Yan protected Lin Xishui behind him, like a wolf guarding his food: Who said I don't like him! Lin Xishui:? — Due to family reasons, Xie Yan has been homophobic since childhood and has no good impression of gays. But he didn't expect that Lin Xishui, who he had believed in since childhood that he wanted to be a good brother for life, was actually gay. Lin Xishui: "I know you can't accept it, but my sexual orientation cannot be changed. I can only..." Xie Yan: "What nonsense are you talking about? What happened to gays? Gays are so good. What age are we in? How can there be still people who discriminate against gays?" Lin Xishui: "Then can you accept that I find a boyfriend?" Xie Yan: "I can... I can do nothing!" Lin Xishui lowered his head in loneliness. Xie Yan: "I wouldn't trust anyone else except me, so I will be your boyfriend." Lin Xishui:? The charming cat is attacked by the loyal dog in the jealous tank Mission: Strong and independent