Xi Zhuo has a netizen named Bai Yueguang, but after his confession, there was no news from him.
From then on, he focused on studying but not on love, until a transfer student Bian Yan came to the school.
Xi Zhuo and this man were naturally incompatible with each other. Not only did they fight, but he also played pranks and scared people to the hospital.
Gradually, his diary was full of content about Bian Yan.
-A fight was about to begin, but he was forced to perform a radio gymnastics exercise in front of everyone! ! (I hate being famous for a lifetime!)
-Ah! The bitch Bian Yan turns out to be netizen Yuermei! A girl changes like a girl in her 18th century, but she never expected her gender to change as well!
Fighting is a moment of pleasure, chasing his wife in the crematorium!
Ten years later
Xi Zhuoren's former boss, Fukasaki Iceman, was happy and crazy, until the contents of his diary were exposed on the Internet, detonating the "Zhuoyu" CP.
Bian Yan looked at the contents of the diary, and everything was fine. Jpg: "Aren't the eight characters naturally incompatible with each other?"
Xi Zhuo blinked: "If you don't eat this, you will die."
Bian Yan smiles. Jpg: "A dog is forcing Bian Yan?"
Xi Zhuo: "Xi Zhuo Bian Yan means."
I am willing to be a husky for my love, but the dog is actually me!
Small theater:
Charity press conference
Xi Zhuo spoke eloquently on the stage: Rooted in China and looking at the world, let love bloom in every corner of the world.
Bian Yan, who has been sketching all over the world, said: Can you please stop chasing me?
Xi Zhuo felt aggrieved: If I don't follow her closely, who will I find if my wife runs away again?
Later, Bian Yan liked to be named the "God of Wealth", and netizens discovered that whenever Bian Yan went to a place, that place would have the footsteps of Xi's funds.
In the early stage, he was cold and forceful, and in the later stage, he was a cold and low-key painter, Shou (Bian Yan, with the same pronunciation and variable speed)
A gentleman on the outside, but fierce on the inside. Sometimes he is a bitch (Xi Zhuo zhuo twice)
Reading guide:
1. Open the attacking and receiving angles in half.
2. Double cleansing.
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To be opened: "The flowers of the high mountains are worn into greasy attacks"
Flower market code pornographic material actually Jinjiang innocent system attack * cold and occasionally irritable programmer suffers
Sang Xue, as a genius programmer, was bound to the "cannon fodder greasy attack" system after his death and passed into a novel.
He glanced at it and was surprised.
"Why is the cover full of mosaics?"
System mechanical voice: "Purify the yellow material system and build a beautiful Jinjiang."
Sang Xue didn't adapt to the role at first, and the system punished her with electric shocks for the slightest ooc tendency, and finally taught the weakling in person.
As a result, all kinds of domineering, greasy and sultry video quotes played in Sang Xue's mind, but in the end, they were separated by lines like mountains.
The system sneered: "Stupid as a chicken."
Sang Xue slapped the table: "I scold you again for implanting a virus into your code!"
The system thought carefully for a moment: "My source code is the flower market porn virus. I don't mind if you study it again."
Sang Xue covered her ears, feeling dirty.
After Sang Xue worked hard, Sang Xue gradually adapted to the role of cannon fodder and greasy attack, but the system was a bit strange.
When Sang Xue stared with red eyes and pinched someone else's chin: "I'll give you my life."
The system commented aloud: "The line about a society governed by law is outdated."
When Sang Xue saw her thin waist and raised hips, her voice became hoarse in seconds.
The system asked in a low voice: "Would you like 999 brand cold medicine?"
When he was gazing lovingly at the wall and ready to touch someone else, the system suddenly transformed into a human form and pushed him against the wall.
Sang Xue looked coldly: "What exactly do you want to do?"
The system's earlobes turned red and its eyes dodged: "On-site teaching!"
Intention: I have always been in love with you