[In the process of finishing, I am too busy, so I will write ORZ slowly]
You are addicted to an RPG called "Second Life Simulator" with a high degree of freedom. In the second week of the main control roll, the character tags of "sacrifice flow, beauty, strength, misery, and battle damage" won your heart.
However——
Correct way to open the game:
#knife and blood and tears fly together#
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#There was a loud noise in the sky, and I made a shining appearance#
Your actual gaming experience:
# Ruthless Iron Hand Turning Garbage#
# Casserole Iron Fist Beat Orange#
#dailybullyingtwogorilla classmates#
And...
#Gradually shocked that the generation gap between players and NPCs is so big#
Copywriting ②
Once upon a time, there was a little niece who was lonely and helpless.
His sister died after giving birth to her.
Probably out of pity or because of the little care his sister had for him during her lifetime, Chanyuan Jin'er took away this sick little niece when he left Chanyuan's home.
Later, the man discovered that this frail little guy, who coughed up blood three times a day and had to be carried by him to walk, actually had the same physique bound by heaven and curses as himself.
——The girl relies on her life that will not die no matter what, and uses her health, emotions, hearing, vision, taste, and even limbs from a certain period of time as sacrifices to replace them with various spells of varying levels.
The greater the cost, the stronger the spell.
Later——
Faced with Uncle Shier who wanted to lock her in a cage 24 hours a day without letting her go anywhere, was nervous even with broken fingers for a long time, was afraid that the child would be cruel again, and was increasingly overprotective, the player:?
It's poisonous.
The skills in your roll are meant to be used like that...
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Gojo Natsuyou is a student at the Conjuring College
During the astral incident, they saw Tian and Tyrant, who were about to fight with them, receive a phone call, hurriedly said "No fight" and decisively turned around and left.
Gojo:?
Xia You:?
The DKs with excellent hearing were stunned for a few seconds, looked at each other and then confirmed to each other——
"Is that that idiot's voice on the phone just now?"
"I heard it too, it seemed like..."
Uncle, where are you? I'm lost again!
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Gojo Natsuyou has a stupid classmate who can't take care of himself
When I first transferred to another school, my behavior was like that of an English-speaking protagonist. He was weird and unpredictable. He couldn't wear clothes or sleep on the bed. He could undress and rummage through the trash in the street without anyone stopping him. His common sense was as thin as that of a primitive person.
Later, after she was arranged to exorcise the cursed spirit, she had to wear bandages and gauze on her ends every three days. She would fall down if she was not paying attention. In some cases, she could not hear or see, and she was often in a daze. Sometimes she would not even respond. She could walk hundreds of times from school to the bus stop. Even the head teacher, Night Moth, told her to keep an eye on her, lest he go to the Lost Children's Station to hunt for people again.
However, being broken by everyone*cannot take care of oneself*weak*the player himself*you:?
Frequent injuries are due to skill settings; the lack of response when poked is because the temporarily offline character is hanging up; as for getting lost...
You can't understand the dog-fighting map in the game where even the distribution of sewer pipes is marked out for you!
(Regardless of the life and death of others) RPG scumbag players who only care about having fun × (Starting in the later stages) Resentful NPCs who rely on self-defeating to feel sorry for players
#You guys are so crazy about tonic, it's ooc! #
1. Ooc, the logic is dead, the plot flow is difficult, and the timeline is confusing
2. There are abstract features unique to RPG genres, which cannot be tolerated.
3. The main plot of the first part and the emotional line of the second part can be watched on demand.
The author is rather rough when writing funny parts, and comments that are too popular will be deleted.
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"[Curse] The little succubus also wants to fall in love!
Copywriting:
You are a little succubus who has not yet reached the level of spiritual practice and is stepping into the human world for the first time.
The goal is to do what a succubus does like any senior succubus!
Kind-hearted human friends picked you up as a fool. Because they were worried that you would be deceived by evil men in the human world, they used your superpowers to put you into the game world to practice love.
Copy 1. Teacher's Enlightenment
"Humph! You stupid conjurer, why don't you quickly bow to me..."
"Oh? Cosplay? The props are very realistic~"
"It's illegal to pull or pull your tail!"
I wanted to show off my charm as a succubus, but I ended up being taught a good lesson.
Don't do math, physics and chemistry test papers or anything like that...
Stop giving your work report to the unscrupulous teacher who hates you! ! QAQ
"Well, your head doesn't need to be rusty~"
"Don't beat around the bush and call me a fool!"
Who will take away this scary white-haired man who forces people to study? !
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Copy 2. The strongest dk period
After getting rid of your ex-boyfriend, you almost ran away and started a new copy with your tail between your legs.
This time... This time, we choose younger and greener humans! We must regain our face!
"Be afraid! I'm the legendary - eh, eh?"
How terrible! Why does that little guy with sunglasses look so similar to your last nightmare when he exposes his eyes? ?
"Hey, Jay, look what I knocked down with [Cang]? The tail is still a heart!"
"Hey, that's interesting, devil? The belly button sticker is so weird."
"You look very immoral. If you meet us, you will definitely bring trouble to a lot of unlucky virgins, right?"
"Yeah, it seems we have to hurry up and get rid of her."
Wuwuwu, don't come over. Jpg
Don't tie your tail in a bow either! Stop it!
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Copy 3. Pure Love God of War
Finally, you meet a weak male who can be bullied, and there is also a little green plum who will chase away the bad guys who covet you and protect you in real time. You feel that you can do it again.
Unexpectedly, many years later, Qingmei died and turned into a terrifying monster. A year later, Zhuma's personality also changed drastically.
You: Oh, oh, oh, this is not normal!
I feel like I'm going to be eaten by both of them! !
(Ps: It's Yinixiang Literature)
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Copy 4. Dog Roll
"Feel free to order me to do what you want! If you're shy, I lose!! (Confidence akimbo)"
Mobile typing
"Aww, (biting tongue) That... That's not possible! It's too much!!"
I just want a dear spellcaster:?
Is my girlfriend really a succubus?
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Jinji/Naoya/Teacher Jie/Double Teacher... (To be determined)
#phased 1V1 love, if there are three people on the set, the ambiguous period of the relationship is uncertain#
#If you think of more copies, add them later#
#Stupid girl x small cookie#
Intention: always have hope