Because Therefore, Scientific Reason

When the master of ecology meets the master of biology, macro theory and micro system battle for 500 times. When an abnormal human encounters a fellow creature, it's all a matter of serious academic debate. One day, these two academic madmen fell in love. All the junior brothers and sisters raised the table: That's enough! When you fall in love, you have to cite scientific evidence. After you torture the scumbag, you also have to torture the dog! Hey, what are you doing? Don't get so close! ——The law of universal gravitation says that the closer we get, the stronger the attraction. In this way, you will also like me. Hey, why me? ——Do you know about resonance? The higher the synchronization rate, the greater the amplitude. My heartbeat tells me that we are a perfect match. Subtitle: "On how to combine scientific theories with falling in love" Keywords: daily science popularization, unpopular knowledge, crooked works. A top student is not a god who refuses to eat fireworks and is down-to-earth, and a female Ph. D. Is not an unattainable and insane monster. She is also a girl. (Written in May 2016, by doctoral student x postdoctoral teacher) Purpose: Love science!