[The text has been completed] The next chapter is "Gods Play Me as a Plug-in"
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Princess Xu Yang transformed into a modern high school girl and was going to stay at her father's friend's house when she first arrived.
There is a brother in the Gu family named Gu Xiao who has a very bad temper.
Her father told her: "Be polite and say hello to your brother when you see him..."
Gu Xiao was awakened by the conversation outside. He chewed a cigarette with a very foul look on his face and walked out. He saw Xu Yang outside the door.
The girl is fair and tender, and looks like a fairy, but she is timid. Her eyes widened in fear when she saw him, and she stared at the cigarette in his mouth in fear.
Gu Xiao was unhappy: What are you doing? Have you never seen a handsome guy eating sweets as soon as he wakes up?
He smiled evilly and deliberately urged: "Didn't I ask you to say hello to my brother? Hurry up."
Xu Yang was confused and scared. He put his hands on his waist and bent his knees to perform a blessing ceremony!
"Brother, brother, Wan'an."
Gu Xiao:? ? ?
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Xu Yang would go back to the time when he lived among the people in ancient times at night. At that time, she was rescued by a bandit named Lu Ran.
The bandits on the mountain regarded her as their sister and taught her how to deal with deceitful disciples. Xu Yang said that Gu Xiao deliberately blocked her.
Lu Ran: "This is a hooligan, give him a slap and you'll be honest."
When Xu Yang was blocked by Gu Xiao again, he mustered up his courage and said, "Brother Lu Ran said, this is a hooliganism."
Gu Xiao:? ? ?
Xu Yang added: "Just give me a slap and you will be honest."
Gu Xiao laughed angrily, "How many brothers do you have? Let that Lu Ran come out and I'll fucking kill him!"
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Gu Xiao accidentally returned to his previous life, when his name was Lu Ran and he was a bandit leader.
Then, he saw Xu Yang running over and complained with a bit of cry: "Brother Lu Ran, what should I do if that scumbag wants to kiss me?"
Gu Xiao thought about scaring her yesterday and saying that he wanted to kiss her.
The disciple's mouth was a little dry, "Then give him a kiss?"
Xu Yang:?
#Teach my wife how to deal with myself every day#
This article is also called "How many good brothers do you have?"
Gu Xiao: I just want to know how many good brothers you have.
Xu Yang: I call all the nearly 100 heroes on top of Lu Ranshan my brother.
————The next book is "Gods as a Plug-in for Me"————
The arrogant young lady Zhou Shuyao accidentally married the mountain god Shen Qingyan.
Shen Qingyan, the mountain god, is a gloomy and cold person who will attack whenever he disagrees with someone.
"My lord, you don't know... I, I..." Zhou Shuyao was about to cry, "I am my husband!"
The person behind the table didn't even raise his eyes. He knocked his finger on the table and the solid wood table instantly shattered into powder!
Zhou Shuyao was so frightened that everyone was confused, "I, I remembered it wrong, I am Wang Fu!"
From then on, Zhou Shuyao swallowed her anger and lived a quiet life. For fear of alarming his old man, he used his long sword to kill her.
She thought she couldn't be miserable anymore, until one day——
I heard that Shen Qingyan wanted to divorce her.
[I feel happy]
I also heard that he would kill her after the divorce.
Zhou Shuyao felt as if she had been hit hard and couldn't breathe. Her legs gave out. She knelt down on the ground, holding onto Shen Qingyan and sobbing, "I don't want a divorce, husband... Mr. Qingyan, I really love you so much. Can I not get a divorce..."
"Let go." Shen Qingyan pulled out his pants, and at the same time called the marriage officer coldly, "Uncle the contract."
The marriage official handed over one hundred marriage lottery tickets, "The master fulfills the wife's wish and consumes one marriage lottery ticket. Once used up, the contract can be terminated."
Shen Qingyan looked at him, his eyes dagger-like with cold murderous intent, and the hostility around him surged, "Are you asking me to be commanded by her?"
Zhou Shuyao, who was pretending to be pitiful, was ecstatic when he heard this: Life goes up and down so fast, it's so exciting!
Without even wiping the tears from her face, she jumped directly onto the table.
"You can make any wish?" She twirled her lotus, played with it, and smiled sweetly and innocently at Shen Qingyan, "Then let's call you daddy first."
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Zhou Shuyao looked in the mirror and put on makeup, and shouted in panic: "Shen Qingyan! Help! I have acne, can it go away?"
"..."
"Shen Qingyan! Can your skin get better? Really zero pores."
"..."
"Can your eyes be bigger for me?"
"..."
Zhou Shuyao slapped the blush brush on the table and said angrily: "Shen Qingyan, what is the use of a god like you?"
Shen Qingyan almost chewed it up and chewed out a few words, "You are beautiful enough."
Zhou Shuyao's eyebrows curved and she smiled sweetly at Shen Qingyan, whose face was as dark as iron. "You're quite good at coaxing people with your little mouth."
Shen Qingyan's anger surged to the top of his head. For thousands of years, he has been blessing all directions and benefiting all souls! What kind of evil has this been done to be manipulated at will by a mere human being? ? ? If he really committed an evil act, couldn't he simply send down eighty-one lightning bolts to strike him?
Intention: To move forward against the wind