Pre-collection of "The 70's Weird Family", a strange and cute family
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As a family born and raised in the 1970s, the Pi family is ordinary but a little different.
Dad Pi often argued with the captain, and finally he became the captain.
Pi's mother often argued with the women's director, and finally became the women's director
Sister Pi often quarreled with the aunt who raised pigs in the village, and eventually she became a pig-raising expert from all over the country.
Brother Pi often quarreled with the village teachers, and eventually he became a famous teaching expert in the commune.
Pi Xiaoxiao often quarreled with her family members, turning herself into a little loser who couldn't hold her head high in the family.
Although Pi Xiaoxiao can't fight, she can't bear her good luck. Today you go up the mountain and find a pheasant nest, tomorrow you go down to the river and catch a carp, and the day after tomorrow you dig in the ground and dig out a treasure chest...
In fact, Pi Xiaoxiao has a little secret. She usually doesn't speak because she can't stand up to her family, but because she is actually a little crow's mouth.
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Pi Xiaoxiao's name change controversy
Pi Xiaoxiao: Please change my name. This name doesn't sound formal at all.
Brother Pi: I have already thought about it for you. You were born at the tail end of autumn. You will be renamed Pica Qiu from now on.
Pi Xiaoxiao:? ? My name is Pi Xiaoxiao.
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The girl wearing the book thought of the famous Prince of Hell in the shopping mall in the future, and felt that his mission was to save him.
She worked hard to convince her parents to allow her to go to the countryside to become an educated youth, but she didn't expect to be beaten back? ?
Dad Pi: Huh? She is also a female educated youth, no need, no need
Once again, I went through all the troubles to help warn the Lord of Hell to be careful of their captain's mischief.
The former team leader and current team leader Pi Pa:? ?
Explanation: 1. This article is fictitious, with a tone of relaxed farming and a slap in the face, and a slow pace.
2. The behaviors of wild animals in the article are all behaviors of the times. Please do not imitate them in reality.
3. Double c, 1v1, sweet pet, determined not to abuse the protagonist
Pre-released article 1 "The Seventy-Odd Family"
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Tao Zi is three years old this year and is a well-known little unlucky guy in the brigade.
Take three years old and fall one step
You might choke if you drink water
You can be chased by monkeys when you go up a mountain
You can get bitten by snakes even if you wash and play by the river
It's almost impossible to have a happy birthday
Everyone said that the Qu family was unreliable, treating such a little unlucky guy like a treasure
The Qu family is unconvinced. There are twelve boys in their family, and they are just a girl. How can they not pamper her?
Besides, who said their Tao Zi was a little unlucky guy?
You can pick up Yuan Datou while walking, you can drink broken gold from the river water, you can pick up a big fat snake by the river, and you can even get wild fruits from monkeys when you go up the mountain. Isn't this a little lucky star?
Three-year-old Taozi covered her little head that was hit by wild fruit and gnawed on the wild fruit with tears in her eyes.
Taozi hurts, but Taozi doesn't cry, Taozi eats peaches.
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Three-year-old Taozi was forgotten on the tree again. She huddled up in a ball in frustration and began to review the words taught by her little brother, and then learned and applied them.
Weird people refer to people who are weird and different.
For example, her father took his mother home for a meal today. Everyone in the team said he was thick-skinned.
For example, her mother got full work points yesterday, but everyone said she was out of her mind and insisted on choosing a pretty boy.
For example, her third brother, who was as thin as a monkey, forgot about her when he put her in the tree just now.
For example, her fifth sister used a slingshot to beat up the Li family's little bully yesterday.
For example, little brother, I understand that there are too many things and it is strange to be different...
Taozi clasped her fingers and counted, her head starting to spin in circles.
Hey, that's not right, isn't there only one girl in their family? Why is there an extra fifth sister?
Purpose: Cherish every little thing in life and be a person with edges and corners