Pre-collection of "I asked you to live broadcast fortune telling, what wanted criminal did you catch?" [Metaphysics]See the copy↓
Pre-collection of the copy of "I became famous in the entertainment industry through extreme sports"↓
After Ye Qin fainted while working overtime and was sent to the hospital, he was given a "death notice"
The next day, when the leader was thinking about how to contact Ye Qin's parents, Ye Qin showed up at the company to submit his resignation.
Leader: You, you, you are not...
Ye Qin: It's probably a medical miracle.
Senior social worker Ye Qin almost died suddenly due to overwork and obesity, but was accidentally bound to the weight loss check-in system——
[Ding ding dong, congratulations on launching the weight loss check-in system. Since your life balance is less than 26 hours, the host is asked to lose 0.25Kg in 24 hours. ]
[Blind dieting is not advisable. Please try to make a nutritionally balanced weight loss meal to lose 0.25Kg. ]
[Congratulations to the host for completing the phased weight loss task and losing 3kg in two weeks and receiving the big carousel reward. ]
A former colleague discovered that Ye Qin, the former 996 dog, often posted travel photos in WeChat Moments.
The former boss discovered that kitchen killer Ye Qin turned into a food blogger and showed off her good cooking skills!
An ex-boyfriend discovers that his fat ex-girlfriend has become a famous internet celebrity and was even invited to participate in fashion week!
Someone who can't get back together posted a story about Ye Qin's obesity to help fans understand Ye Qin's true face.
Netizen A: Damn it, my sister is so inspiring, I love her.
Netizen B: Weight loss and plastic surgery are real, please pay a lot of money to ask my sister to provide tutorials!
Netizen C: Paying a lot of money for tutorials + ID number
Ex-boyfriend:…
[Reading tips, focus on]
1. Weight loss must be scientific, and you should develop a weight loss plan based on your own situation. This article is inherently cool and not scientific.
2. Do not advocate anxiety about body shape or appearance. Health is the best. This is what this novel is about.
3. Think about it later
Pre-collection of "I ask you to live broadcast fortune telling, what wanted criminal do you want to catch"
The Taoist temple on the mountain could not make ends meet. The temple owner heard that live broadcast fortune telling could make money, so he drove closed disciple Nan Feiyan down the mountain and asked her to do live broadcasts.
Nan Feiyan, who had a clean face, looked at the antique Nokia in his hand, and then looked at the wanted poster in the bulletin board.
Nan Feiyan: "Intentional injury to death, whoever provides clues...50,000 Yuan!"
If you can't make money by live-streaming fortune telling, why not catch wanted criminals?
Tomato Live has a fortune-telling anchor with incredible knowledge. Every time he does fortune-telling live, he can catch wanted criminals. He is more effective than Zhang Tianwang at a concert!
Netizens did not believe in evil and went to crack down on counterfeiting——
"What age are you in, and you still engage in these strange forces and chaos?"
"How much did it cost to hire the navy?"
Half an hour later, the public security agency announced the good news that the murderer of an old vicious serial murder case had been arrested, and thanked the young Taoist Nan Feiyan.
The people in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded——
"This anchor has something, can you count it as something else?"
Looking at the huge gifts given by fans,
Nan Feiyan: "Forget it, I won't catch any wanted criminals. I'm just telling people's fortunes."
Some wanted criminals: "Shit, listen to your nonsense, others are telling you your fortune, you fucking ¥#¥%*&&"
Pre-collection of "I became popular in the entertainment industry through extreme sports"
Ling Xiao enters a cool article about the entertainment industry and proposes a new identity as little cannon fodder
Character: Well-developed limbs and a goldfish brain, being vain and troublesome, but the key is short life!
Seeing that he only had two months left to live, Ling Xiao said haha, what's the point of his rebirth? !
System: Don't be discouraged, don't be discouraged, take part in sports and get first place. Others make money while you earn your life. It is so exciting to be happy physically and mentally.
Ling Xiao: ... Speak in human terms.
System: Participate in extreme sports and win championships. You can survive by earning life points. There are also handsome guys and beauties [you know. Jpg].
After the video of his self-recommended pillow seat being rejected was leaked, everyone felt that Ling Xiao would be hidden even if he didn't withdraw from the circle.
It wasn't until a month and a half later that #Participate in the Beijing Marathon# was posted on the hot search
At the starting point of the Beijing Marathon, the arrival of the young master of the Mu family attracted everyone's attention, except for Ling Xiao who was tying his shoelaces——
The half-squatting posture turns the black quick-drying pants into tights, and the tight muscle lines under the shorts make the audience's blood rush.
130 Minutes later, Ling Xiao took the lead in crossing the finish line, setting a new amateur marathon record.
Two-hour old fan: "!!!"
After the game, reporters interviewed Ling Xiao: "Are you interested in joining the national team?"
Ling Xiao declined politely, "I'm a carefree person and I can't do this kind of professional sport."
Later, fans discovered that Ling Xiao was indeed flirtatious——
Hang gliding, rock climbing, rafting, cross-country, whatever comes your way, what Ling Xiao is best at is playing with the heartbeat.
Wrong! Boss, what's going on with this football team under your name?
Fan: If you don't join the national team, why don't you start your own national team? Remember when you played extreme sports?
Ling Xiao: Is there any more extreme sport than leading a men's football team?
Fan: That seems right?
Purpose: Cherish life and be kind to yourself