"He is mine, don't touch him."
"Jing Yao, General Jing."
"You know what? You're pathetic."
"How could I meet an old man like you who is so domineering and thinks he is evil and is afraid of the dark?"
"How about he having me, General Jing."
"Of course it can't be compared to him. Your Majesty has great supernatural powers, good health, as strong as a mountain, and a deep palace. He doesn't realize his coquettishness, refuses to acknowledge his jealousy, is domineering and sinister, and has an IQ of 250. How can he be better than you, right, Your Majesty?"
Intention: Remember to bring your mobile phone when traveling through time and space.