The bat spirit traveled through time in boredom and changed his name to Arthur Evans. Play music, take care of my two sisters, and tease the awkward little bat.
As a wizard, choose Slytherin for sorting. It's not that I don't love my sister, it's that Snake is easy to get along with.
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PS: Ahem, so what, well, I probably won't do this more recently, I have no inspiration...