An Xiaonian: Is the senior in love?
Song Yi: No, I'm not interested in children
An Xiaonian: Is the senior in love?
Song Yi: No
An Xiaonian: Senior, are you dating me?
Song Yi: Talk!
An Xiaonian: Ah, I want to ask how I managed to catch up with my senior? Well, three words, shameless
Intent: purely for entertainment, written when I have nothing to do