He was called by his father to pick him up. By coincidence, a stone suddenly exploded in front of him, and a monkey... Man exploded out.
"Hey, policeman, there's an exhibitionist here without any clothes."
"I am your ancestor who has lived for eight hundred years."
"Oh, Huaiyang City Mental Hospital, your patient ran out."
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Yao Jianghu: As a great young man who advocates science in the new era, he insists that cultivation is absolutely impossible even if he has an ancestor who has lived for eight hundred years.
What's wrong? Although my ancestor is sick, he has nothing to do with cultivating immortals. Isn't it just that he can fly, fight, and stay beautiful forever? How can a person in the world of martial arts get along without a single skill?
Besides, which cultivator is like him, lazy and afraid of Xiaoqiang.
Yao Tianya: After eight hundred years of absence, the descendants of the Yao family have withered like this.
If he hadn't been afraid that the Yao family would have no heirs, he would have pinned Yao Jianghu to the ground and tortured him through several reincarnations. Which descendant would deduct his ancestor's pocket money!
(Yao Jianghu: I have never seen any ancestor ask for pocket money from the younger generation.)
Excellent descendants? Fart! He can't fly, he can't fight, and he doesn't even know how to disguise himself. What else can he do except fight Xiaoqiang.
They say that I don't do things, respect my elders, and have traditional virtues, but I actually ask my ancestors to do things!
"Then you can fight Xiaoqiang yourself from now on."
"... It's negotiable, right? Excellent descendants."
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PS: Please don't be superstitious about cultivation. After all, knowledge changes destiny.
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Purpose: Love between ancestors and grandchildren
