Mingyuan Guang was scratched by a cat when he was one year old, bitten by a dog when he was three years old, and almost broke his arm when he was hit by a car when he was five years old. He passed by him every time he went out on the bus, and he never had any seasoning packets when eating instant noodles...
He once thought that he was the legendary Son of God, until one time on his way back to his grandmother's house in the countryside, he straightened a small earth statue——
"Young man, what is your wish?"
"I want superpowers!"
"... I'll give you another chance and make a new promise."
"So, I want to have better luck?"
"…………"
The Earth God took a deep breath, twirled his beard and asked, "Tell me, what kind of super power do you want?"
In this way, the new land god took office.
Intention: If you don't go to the extreme, you will be European
