The Five-Year-Old Little Ancestor Is Top-Notch in Metaphysics Variety Shows

Luo Guangxing has been in the industry for many years, but has gained nothing but black stuff. When they saw him taking his five-year-old "sister" to a metaphysics variety show, netizens were completely outraged. "Luo Guangxing is crazy about wanting to be famous! He actually brought his child to a metaphysics variety show? Aren't you afraid of leaving a shadow on her childhood?" "Luo Guangxing can actually take advantage of his own sister. He has no bottom line. Get out of the entertainment industry!" Netizens scolded Luo Guangxing and complained about his "poor sister". It wasn't until the variety show started that they discovered... Why it was different from what they imagined. While waiting, the always arrogant Luo Guangxing was holding snacks in both hands and a small yellow duck water cup hanging around his neck. He asked with a smile: "Little ancestor, are you hungry? Are you thirsty? Is the peach wood sword heavy? Let me hold it for you." Luo Ling, who was wearing a Taoist robe and holding a small peach wood sword, refused without mercy: "Not hungry, not thirsty, not heavy." Netizen: Who is a good person who calls his sister little ancestor? Just... Quite doting. When he encountered the devil, Luo Guangxing squatted down neatly, held his head, and shouted: "Little Ancestor, help!" Luo Ling waved his mahogany sword, and the evil ghost disappeared into ashes: "Guangxing is still a child, don't scare him!" Netizen: Hehe, Luo Guangxing, admit it, you are Xiaolingjiao's useless pendant brother! The brother-sister team that was least expected before the show became popular on the Internet with their unique way of getting along! Only then did netizens discover that the little girl they had been worried about turned out to be a metaphysical master! There is an endless stream of people who come to her for fortune telling. "Wow, little water chestnut is really amazing. He helped me find my lost dog a year ago!" "Xiao Lingjiao helped me meet my late grandma, which made up for my regret of not being able to see her for the last time!" "Sister, sister, little water chestnut is the only sister I have in this life!" "She looks cute and feels safe. Little Lingjiao is the chosen national sister!" "I declare that Luo Guangxing's sister now belongs to me!" The show is coming to an end, and [National Sister] Luo Ling and her pendant "brother" Luo Guangxing have become the top stars in the industry, and they are getting a lot of endorsements and scripts. Luo Xingguang: He was taken away by his little ancestor! Luo Ling, who learned about the comments online, was confused: "Guangxing, why do they say I am your sister? Are you trying to do the following?" Luo Guangxing looked at the true ancestor in front of him: "..." How could he have such courage? If he dared to call me sister, his wife and grandfather would crawl out of their graves and break his legs! Reading Guide 1. It's a casual white text with an imaginary background. Please try not to substitute it into reality. 2. The cubs in the cub article are invincible. Little angels who mind this should be careful. 3. Focusing on metaphysics and family relationships, Luo Ling will not fall in love until she reaches adulthood. 4. There are thousands of good articles in Jinjiang. If you don't like this one, I'll change it. [The copy has been screenshotted on 2022.8.28] ———————————————————— Post a pre-receipt. Interested little angels can go to the column to collect it~ "I promote the welfare of the underworld in the metaphysics variety show" There are many ghosts in the underworld and few employees. As the ghost affairs manager of the underworld, Yao Yuling was given an ultimatum by the judge. If the number of employees in the underworld could not be doubled by the end of the year, she would have to work eight jobs as a ghost, and she could only get one salary. Yao Yuling: ... The judge is even darker than Hei Wuchang! She could only investigate the reason for the scarcity of employees in the underworld overnight, and finally found that living people were extremely prejudiced against the underworld. They never considered staying and working in the underworld after their death, and just wanted to be reincarnated as soon as possible. So Yao Yuling applied for a business trip to the human world, striving to change the image of the underworld and promote employee benefits! She enthusiastically distributed flyers and small advertisements, but she was almost arrested as a suspicious person. She tried using the Internet again, but it turned out to be a scam. Just when Yao Yuling was desperate, she saw an audition registration advertisement for a metaphysical variety show. She suddenly realized that this was a great opportunity for her to promote the underworld. Not only that, she could also book qualified guests in the metaphysics variety show in advance! So—— When the guests were working diligently to break the magic circle, Yao Yuling strongly recommended: "Friend, I think you are a good person. Why not come to work in our underworld after death? That will be an iron rice bowl!" When the thousand-year-old monster was showing its power, Yao Yuling sealed it up: "You have been practicing for thousands of years but you are still a salted fish in this world. Are you ashamed? Why not go to the underworld to work as an errand and still make money!" When the evil ghost appeared, Yao Yuling waved his hand casually to make it disappear into ashes: "Don't hinder me from promoting benefits. We have a free job in the underworld and we have a hundred-year contract so we are not afraid of unemployment!" Netizen: Yao Yuling is obviously super strong, why does he use such a suspended character to promote the welfare of the underworld as a selling point! It wasn't until an employment contract in the underworld appeared among the relics posted by a well-known master... Only then did they realize that Yao Yuling was really the ghost manager of the underworld! Yao Yuling became famous in the world, and the image of the underworld also rose accordingly, and the number of employees tripled! Not only that, the appointment to see her for fortune-telling has been scheduled for five years! Yao Yuling: The world is really nice, so just resign from the underworld! Everyone: What about the promised welfare in the underworld? Mission: Believe in science.