The follow-up article "I'm Really a Passerby [Through the Book]" is being serialized.
Pre-received article for gay friends: "Marie Suwen is rampant with a face-slapping system"
Copywriting of this article:
Su Lejia traveled to the world of cultivation before the college entrance examination, practiced hard for two hundred years, and was finally struck back to modern times by a thunderstorm.
Before I could be happy, I was sent to the police station by enthusiastic people, and then faced an eternal problem at the police station.
——How to prove that I am myself.
Fortunately, she still remembered her home phone number, but...
Dad's cell phone: turn off
Mom's cell phone: no answer.
Su Lejia:......
There is another number that can be rescued!
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Bai Yi had a childhood sweetheart, and they agreed to go to the same university. However, before the college entrance examination, his sweetheart disappeared. For the next ten years, he tried his best and failed to find her, until one day he received a call from the police station.
"Is he Su Lejia's boyfriend?"
Bai Yi:!
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I heard that the daughter of the Su family who had been missing for ten years was back, but unfortunately her mind became unclear.
Su Lejia: Dad, actually I went to cultivate immortality.
Dad Su (kindly): My daughter is really amazing.
After saying that, he turned around - doctor, please call the neurology department.
Su Lejia: ... Forget it, just lie down.
I wanted to be a salty fish happily, but Su Lejia discovered that this world is not very scientific!
Foxes go to the streets looking for people to silence, female ghosts possess them to chase stars, and even a hundred-year-old zombie suddenly pops out of the mountains.
Su Lejia: ... Where is the materialism that we promised?
(Draws sword) Sure enough, she came back with a mission!
Later...
Taoist Priest: Is Miss Su interested in becoming the leader? Monthly salary is one million.
Rich Man: Miss Su, please help me. I always feel like something is following me.
Dad Su: My daughter really went to cultivate immortality!
Bai Yi: My wife is a cultivator, so am I in love with an immortal?
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Continuation of the post "I'm Really a Passerby"
Copywriting:
After living in a different world for eighteen years, Yu Yu only discovered before her mother remarried that she had been living in a modern cultivator's Mary Sue stock buying novel.
This book tells the story of a female protagonist with extremely talented supernatural powers. She shines in the supernatural academy and is liked by five talented male protagonists. She is jealous of the female protagonists and targeted by villains, but she continues to work hard and finally becomes a psychic mentor.
But——
None of this has anything to do with Yu Yu. She is neither the heroine nor the supporting actress. She is just a passerby who has never appeared in the book. As a passerby, she does not need to follow the plot and only needs to eat contentedly.
But the fact is——
The twin brother of two of the five male protagonists became her stepbrother;
The beloved heroine and the fair and beautiful female partner became her roommates;
Even the villain in the book who has been targeting the heroine has transformed into her ex-boyfriend who disappeared in her previous life.
Yu Yu: ... This game is too high-end. Passerby A applied to leave the group chat.
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As a passerby, Yu Yu originally thought that she could stand behind the protagonist group during the battle and win casually.
But in actual combat——
The twins' stepbrother: Sister, save me!
The heroine and supporting actress: Sisters, save me!
Villain: My wife protects me!
Yu Yu: ... Get out, I'm the assistant!
Modern superpower background setting, not the original heroine.
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"Rampaging Mary Suwen with a Face Slapping System" by Jiuniang Taotao
Copywriting:
In every Mary Sue novel, there is a pair of scumbags who join forces with each other.
As a senior member of the Quick Travel System Bureau, Yu Xiao's personal system is a face-slapping system.
Her mission is to travel into the major Mary Sue novels and be a supporting character who can slap the faces and sweep away the scumbag couples.
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Task 1: [Dress into the sister next door in the uncle's sister-in-law's article]
# Use innocence and cuteness to combat hypocrisy#
Task 2: [Dress into the best friend of the down-and-out heroine in a modern CEO novel]
#Use the boss's tactics to fight against the scumbag boss#
Task 3: [Become a sacrifice in the Western fantasy world]
#Fight magic with magic#
Task 4: [Transform into the green tea girl who is the innocent heroine in the innocent campus novel]
# Use green tea to fight white lotus #
Task 5: [Transform into the destitute legitimate daughter in the palace fighting novel]
#Use koi technique to fight against open guns and hidden arrows#
Task 6: [Transform into the young junior sister of the ruthless immortal in ancient fairy tales]
#Use ruthless words to attack affectionate scum#
Task 7: [Transform into a fantasy cute pet and develop into a bunny spirit raised by the heroine in the novel]
#If you don't behave, I will bite you to death with my teeth#
Task 8: [Transform into a master of metaphysics in a thriller and infinite novel]
#Use scientific divination to defeat feudal superstition#
Intention: Live a positive life, be optimistic
