The Salty Fish with Money Money Just Wants to Fool [Puishu]

Sha Giaowen, the main subject, the new article "After I left the entertainment industry to farm, I became the top star in the world" has been published. Xie Jue, known as Mr. Xie, is 28 years old, young, handsome, a business elite, and has a bright future. After the plane crash, Xie Jue was reborn with the help of the system. System: This is a Lu Jinjiang novel. You need to complete the plot according to the author's description. Mr. Xie: No big deal. The system unfolded the first plot for Mr. Mr. Xie:...? He ordered a pair of contact lenses with pie charts inside. After the mission was successfully completed, Mr. Xie discovered that nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to fool around. System: Don't be too happy too early. The second plot is "Mr. Xie Jue silently placed an order for a lighter. System: The third plot is that the protagonist is pregnant with your child! Mr. Xie:…… Later, I asked Mr. Xie: When will you join me in the storyline? The salty fish president with money-making ability was attacked by the dark black people with crazy criticism. Gong is a supporting character in the original text, not Shengzi. · =Pre-receipt 1 "I Stole the Panties of the Horror Game BOSS"= Horror games are full of talented people. Each newcomer who enters the game can obtain a talent skill based on the deepest impression left on the world before traveling. The protagonist is an 18th-tier actor. In one of his most famous dramas during his lifetime, the heroine said with a shy face: "Ah, you thief, you stole my heart." Therefore, the protagonist's identity: thief; skill: heart-stealing (stealing the item that the target cares about most) When he enters the game—— The fierce ghost picked up the chainsaw: I want you to run 40 meters first! The next second: Where is my knife? The female ghost tore off her lower skin and smiled sweetly: Today I will let you taste my power! Next second: Where is my face? Where is my face? ! ! The protagonist gradually becomes the most feared player in the game world. Until one day, he entered the dungeon of an ancient house in a deserted village and played the role of a groom who was about to marry a ghost. In the middle of the night, the ghost bride got up from the bed and saw her men's underwear being held by the protagonist. BOSS: You're fine. Protagonist: I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense! Later, BOSS: My dear, the happiest thing in life is when I cheat and you steal. Protagonist: Shut up! Shou with MAX luck × Gong who plays the role of a ghost and leaves the ghost with nothing to play, sand glyphs are not scary · =Pre-receipt of 2 "Panda Descending the Mountain"= The iron-eating beasts originally slept in the mountains for thousands of years. Once they came down from the mountain, they found that their iron-eating beasts had become national treasures. Children and grandchildren no longer need to punch tigers, kick black bears, or work hard to dig bamboo shoots. They can make a living just by being cute. Ancestor: "..." It's time for future generations to stand up. Later, panda fans discovered that the breeder at the panda base in Qingshan Province was poisonous. The dumplings he raised could not only do addition and subtraction within ten, but also do cat boxing! Fans: "Oh my God! Don't abuse me! Get out! Someone come and deal with this bad guy!" A certain boss rolled up his sleeves: Let go and let me do it! The ancestors who worked hard and wanted to go to Tsinghua University were raped by an addicted cat-sucking boss who supervised the panda sex every night. Sweet and cute cat sucking article. Mission: There will be no pie in the sky, self-reliance is the happiest thing