My Brother and I Are Getting More and More Bent

Pre-receipt: ["The Sand Sculpture Roommate Is Poisonous"] Mu Ye is a bad boy in No. 3 Middle School. He likes to fight and skip classes to write self-reflections. He is a straight man. Lin Sibai, the school god of No. 3 Middle School, likes to fight with Mu Ye and skip classes to write self-criticisms. He is the second best among straight men. The two grew up together, and their relationship was so strong that they could wear long johns for a whole day. But one day, his good brother Lin Sibai fell out of love and became a little melancholy. Mu Ye sacrificed himself for his good brother to come out and decided to personally teach his good brother how to fall in love. In this way, two straight men, one dares to teach and the other dares to learn. They held hands and hugged like a real couple, except for kissing. One day, the two accidentally touched each other mouth to mouth. Lin Sibai's voice was slightly hoarse, "It seems pretty good. Do you want to try it again?" Mu Ye still had a hint of straight manliness, and growled in a rough voice: "No! It feels like I'm really bent!" Lin Sibai: "Try it again and you will know if it is really bent." Mu Ye: "..." It seems to make sense! ———————— "My deskmate is poisonous" Jiang Ye transferred to another school for the fifth time, and there was no fluctuation in his heart, except that his new deskmate seemed a little crazy. He saw that he only had the refill but no shell, so he kindly lent him a pen, and he nervously drew a line, "See, I'm straight!" Jiang Ye glanced at the crooked lines he drew:? ? ? The second time, his deskmate was asked to answer a question. He kindly told the answer. After he sat down, he frowned and said, "Don't think this is the case, I will be like that." Jiangye: What's that like? Are you sure you don't want him to call the mental hospital emergency center? The third time... The fourth time... Later, the two of them formed a coil of mosquito coils, and Jiang Ye finally asked his original doubts. Rong Xiao crossed his legs and said very proudly: "The day you transferred to school, I had a dream. I dreamed that we were in a book. You were interested in me and wanted to win over me. So, I am a pure man, can I not be careful with you?" Jiang Yepi started to roll up his sleeves with a smile on his face: "So, I am bent because of your daydream as a 2B? Come here, I won't beat you to death." Later, Rong Xiao hugged Jiang Ye shamelessly: "Daughter-in-law, I dreamed that we need to fight for 300 rounds tonight, and we can win the lottery tomorrow." Jiang Ye pulled out a fruit knife: "I also dreamed about being promoted and getting rich, and I need you to sacrifice your little brother. Come on, lie down." Rong Xiao: "..." Purpose: Spend more time with people who are good at learning, improve yourself, enrich yourself, and make progress together!