Gentlemen and ladies from all over. Welcome you
-I am a newspaper reporter who has just arrived here. I may have something that you may be interested in, especially the kind that makes your skin crawl at night. Now it's like... Oh my old swan, you really should take a look and see what that thing is, it seems to be coming here, accompanied by the sound of the wooden floor being loosened and dripping. . .
Intention: to write about the fear of the unknown with the feeling of machine translation