★Advance collection of "Reunion with Six Exes in the Wilderness" ★The copywriting is being requested to be collected! !
As a high-quality idol, Mule has been single for 22 years and is still a virgin.
In order to meet the demand, he participated in the Love Robot Experience Program and named his large toy: Ai Ai.
Not only does Ai Ai cook well, she also cooks well.
In order to maintain a fully powered service, he often lets Ai Ai bask in the sun in the yard to replenish energy.
Later, he had a busy schedule, so he remotely controlled Ai Ai to go out for a walk.
As a result, love was lost.
Mu Le immediately called the customer service number for help. But the customer service told him: "Your love robot has not been shipped yet, please wait patiently."
Mu Le:? ? ?
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Half a year later, Yin Shengxing, chairman of IA Group, spent a huge sum of money to invite him to dinner.
He refused directly and said that he is a good artist in the 21st century and does not accept any unspoken rules.
The visitor handed him a gift box: "Mr. Yin specifically requested that you accept this regardless of whether you are invited or not."
He opened it and took a look.
Isn't this the little bell he gives love to? !
Love is in Yin Shengxing's hands!
He wants to save his love! !
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Yin Shengxing has an ulterior secret.
He was used as a love robot for more than half a year.
Now he has regained his memory,
He wants that little thing to "pay the debt with flesh and blood"!
The custard bun idol with level 10 imagination and innocent appearance
VS
Pseudo robot dog hook attack 1.0
The tough-talking and domineering president attacks 2.0
Wife, look at my attack 3.0
>Reading instructions:
1. In the normal world background, there are no very anthropomorphic robots.
2. There is a reason why Shou Ba Gong treats him as a robot. The main reason is that he has a big brain.
3. Gong has amnesia, so Shou says he is a robot, and he is a robot.
4. No matter which stage of attack you like, thick arrows.
5. The invincible dog blood is sweet, the size difference (+18), and the age difference (+6) I love this!
★★★Pre-release of "Reunion with Six Exes in the Wilderness"★★★
Q: What is it like to be forced to live with your ex?
Answer: Laxatives, one or two can cover your waistcoat, but if six of them gather together, I will be the biggest villain of the year. What evil have I done... I really want to poison the porridge and everyone will finish it off!
—Sudden update—
Since everyone wants to know, let me tell you briefly.
Ex No. 1 Was a high school junior with bright eyes and a cute puppy. We broke up with him because he suddenly went abroad.
Ex No. 2 Was the school librarian. I originally thought it was a beauty attack, but I didn't expect it to be the same. I bumped into different models~
The ex-colleague No. 3 Looked polite and aloof, but was actually a pile driver. Later, he was discovered by the company and the company broke up and left the company.
Ex No. 4 May not be considered an ex, but he is the financial sponsor who uses me to remember Bai Yueguang. He is handsome, rich in money, and has few good things, but he always likes to say that I am fat:)
Ex No. 5, My fitness coach, thank him for turning me from a fat little handsome guy into a high-quality handsome guy, but his hands are too heavy, my vagina hurts, and I don't have the m tendency. Goodbye!
Ex No. 6, King Neptune, I know, and he also knows that I know. Later, I moved and it was inconvenient for YP so I deleted him.
PS: I won't eat any of the above-mentioned advice.
-Kneel down for everyone-
I made up the story, so please don't take it personally.
There is no prototype, so don't push it, it's a joke! !
-Who is afraid of whom? -
Yes, I am Zhou Shengyao in "Court in the Wilderness".
How about it! I have a showdown! ! !
Statement again! I didn't know that beforehand. Program team#^&%@#!
Who knows if they are scripted or just want to be Shura? Anyway, neither labor nor management loves anyone!
[On this day, the number of live broadcast viewers hit a new high]
Audience: "I'll give the planes and rockets to Yaoyao! Don't look back, let them burn the crematorium!!!"
Audience: "The three most beautiful things in the world: racing, buying stocks, and crematoriums."
Audience: "There is also candy! I am the little wolfdog in this wave today!!"
Audience: "Children only make choices. Adults hope that Yao Zai will be exposed to both rain and dew. Remember to turn on the live broadcast when doing so (dog head)"
Audience: "Stop beeping, come and watch from camera No. 3! High-definition without coding!!"
(Pippi's heartthrob VS the most favored ex-girlfriend)
Intention: The best is as good as water, and virtue carries everything