Speak Chinese to Me!

I fell from a height of about three meters and landed face first. The bridge of my nose was crooked, and my nose was bleeding profusely. I held my nose and sobbed, "Oh, the cake seller..." And then I found that the people standing around us were all strange strangers: The white-bearded dad, the bald uncle, the old woman with the pointed hat, the greasy head, the white hair, and the lightning scar. Finally, the white-haired man couldn't help it anymore, frowned and shouted angrily: "Who the fuck are you?!" Uh...? I stayed for a while before telling these foreigners in stammering Chinglish: "I... My name is Xiao Pencil. I'm sorry, I failed CET-4. Can we speak Chinese? Putonghua must be standard." Everyone, embarrassed. It turns out that this time travel does not support the Chinese version? I cried. There is no cool name, no noble bloodline, and even the most basic communication is not possible. Jade Emperor, Avalokitesvara, Tathagata, Buddha, Jesus Christ, why are you asking someone like me, who has never passed Level 4, to come to the English-speaking world? Finally, please give the author a favorite =3= Purpose: People learn English in a different world