I Am the Boss in the Sadistic Novel
我在虐文里当大佬
by Xinghe Moli (星河莫离)
- Length
- 39k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 5y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
World one Jin Wu Nian traveled back in time to the eldest young master of Jin Mansion who had the same name as himself in the sadistic novel "The Cold Prince's Almighty Little Wife" that he wrote. It is said that he fell in love with the heroine Tian Xiaoxi at first sight, and he always opposed the regent Yuan Heli. Oh, actually, it's true. Just a few months after Jin Wu Nian passed through, the whole family was still wiped out, and his harmful friends were also destroyed. He can become a cat and a human again, wonderful! Wonderful! Later, the male protagonist fell in love with him so much that he couldn't help himself. The heroine is addicted to cat sucking and masturbation, and she can't help herself. Therefore, to be an enemy of Jin Wu Nian is to be an enemy of the male and female protagonists. As long as Jin Wu Nian makes a gesture of wiping the neck of someone, that person will be dead. Jin Wu Nian: "You have the courage to come here! Do you dare to fight with me? If I die, you are dead, if I am injured, you are still dead, if I am unscathed, you are still dead. What can you do to me? Do you know why? Because standing behind me, there is a man! Woman! Master! With a super strong Mary Sue aura." When you accidentally hit Jin Wu Nian, you can prepare for the funeral. After you have scolded Jin Wu and read a few words, you can also prepare for the funeral. Later, before I had enough fun, I was dragged to another world, and nothing happened in the subsequent plot. Seems cold, but is actually really cold. (Yuan Heli) Jin Wu Nian: "You actually said that I am useless and have no love, woo woo woo." World two Because Jin Wu Nian failed to complete his mission, he was taken (forced) to the second world by the system Mo Qingxuan, and his name was also changed. Liu Mo: "You didn't expect it, did you? Jin Wu Nian is actually me." Liu Mo beat Liu Yuxi (the male protagonist) badly in the morning, but at night he shamelessly gave Liu Yuxi medicine for his injuries, and asked shamelessly: "Xiao Xi, I had no choice but to beat you in the morning, don't worry about it." Liu Yuxi: "Senior brother, is it fun for you to beat me like this and give me medicine?" Liu Mo: "It's not fun, it's not fun. Come and sleep at my house. The room has been prepared for you." Liu Mo said that this junior class is not easy to coax, and it is difficult to lead them. Liu Mo: "You are an idiot." Liu Yuxi: "Well, I'm an idiot." Mo Qingxuan: "Two big idiots." Cold and cerebral palsy (Liu Yuxi) It may be bad to open a trap casually, but please don't hurt others with bad words, ky, thank you for your cooperation. I have to fill in the holes I wrote myself, even if I cried. Private settings: 1. One day in heaven, one year on earth (counted as private design, but it seems not as private design) 2. Sand sculpture text, anyway, sand sculpture is right. 3. Liu Mo doesn't know how to use many of the original owner's skills. 4. The middle school girl has found a sweet wife 5. The copywriting may be different. Demining: 1. This is not Mary Suvin! ! ! 2. Attack and receive 1v1 3. The previous world collapsed, and Gong also passed through to the second world. 4. There is no memory of the first world, and there will be no memory of the first world. —————— Pre-received article "I overturned after loading green tea." Liu Ximu traveled through time, but he couldn't get the script. Suddenly, Mu Youqian's system came out and asked Liu Ximu: "Do you want to live that same day? Do you want to go to heaven and earth? Do you want to hold the script in your hand? Do you want to have a male lead on your left hand and a second male lead on your right? Do you want to have such happiness?" Liu Ximu rejected him decisively: "I don't want to, I just want to be a salted fish." Mu Youqian: "why?" Liu Ximu: "Although I don't have a script and I can't predict the future, I can always be a salty fish. Haven't you heard? The male protagonist is a scumbag. How can I ruin my whole life in his hands?" Mu Youqian: "What you said seems to make sense. Then... You should conquer the second male lead! That is, the younger brother of the male protagonist." Liu Ximu: "Ah! What? I'm from the countryside, don't lie to me!" Since Liu Ximu came here, he has been cooking modern delicious food every day, and has since become a chef. Art boss. One day, the stupid system issued a persistent task to him. The requirement of the task was: let him always pretend to be green tea. Holy Mother, no OOC allowed. Mission duration: three years Liu Ximu was cooking. After hearing this task, he was so frightened that the chopsticks in his hands dropped to the ground: Such a stupid task? Ah, this? ! Later, Liu Ximu spent hundreds of millions of dollars a day, saying "brother, brother, brother" every day. Liu Ximu: "I can't do it. If I keep pretending, I will turn into a hen." Stupid system: "Two thousand points" Liu Ximu: "It's okay for me to be my brother for 10,000 years." Points are the hardest thing to earn. There is no one else. Doing a side mission only costs five points. After collecting 5,000 points, Liu Ximu can return to the real world. Liu Ximu pretends to be a holy mother every day: "Hey, hey, the little rabbit is so pitiful, how can you treat it?" It will only taste delicious when roasted, and it can also be made into soup. "Brother, are you okay? Come on, Mu Mu, come and give me medicine, give me some medicine!" If I were a strong man, that scene would be unimaginable. —————— The three-year time limit has expired, and as soon as the restriction is lifted, Liu Ximu returns to the Zuan people he once was, and every day he is either "f*cking, or you f**king." —————— I don't know when, but the stupid male protagonist fell in love with him again, who was handsome, cute and charming. One day, Xiaomei asked Liu Ximu: "Are you willing to be with me again?" Liu Ximu replied awkwardly: "I am your brother's wife..." Xiaomei: "………………" Xiaobai's perspective: He is a reborn person. In his previous life, he was a person who exerted good traditions and led a large number of people to annihilate the demon clan. Ah, later Annihilate that loneliness. Then serve it cold —————— Because the Demon King is the male protagonist, the male protagonist has a powerful protagonist aura, so no matter how awesome you are, you can't kill him. —————— Later, Xiaobai found out that Liu Ximu was also a demon, so he didn't even want to be the leader and went to find Liu Ximu. Purpose: How to become a master of abusive writing