The Boss Just Wants to Take a Weekend Off

After the social beast Bu Jia died suddenly while working overtime, he accidentally traveled into the world of cultivating immortals and was bound to the sect's revitalization system. System: Let the apprentices work hard to become talented, fall in love with the sect, and be willing to contribute to the sect. You will surely lead the sect to the top. Fall in love with the sect? Simple! Bu Jia wrote down the rules with a stroke of his pen: two weekends off + five insurances and one fund + employee options. System: I suspect you are the one who wants to take a weekend off. Bu Jia: Yeah, you are so smart. In order to avoid working overtime, Bu Jia, who was determined to get laid, decided to recruit only lay-off losers in the sect. As a result, the foolish eldest apprentice is the only daughter of a wealthy family, but due to an accident, she becomes foolish and eventually becomes a toy for physical and mental abuse; The thin second disciple was originally an innocent half-demon, but was transformed into a world-destroying villain due to the annihilation of his clan; The apprentice with low talent is the real daughter left behind, but she still can't get recognition for her ass-piercing practice, and eventually becomes paranoid. Some are involved in men, some are involved in murder, and some are involved in cultivation. Everyone has a bright future. In order to prevent his apprentices from involving him, Bu Jia decided to develop some personal hobbies for them. She taught her eldest apprentice that falling in love was not as good as dancing, and teaching her third apprentice that cultivation was not as good as cooking. Halfway through, she found that she had no money to buy ingredients. Bu Jia took out a book on postpartum care for sows: Second disciple, you half-demon should really like raising pigs, right? Half-demon:? ? ? Other sects: This useless sect is so powerful, it dares to learn anything except cultivation. The opening bet is that the rookie will definitely be worse than them. Rookie competition. The eldest disciple moved the world with his dance, and the red silk fan appeared and the sky collapsed. The second disciple summoned a highly cultivated wild boar with strong temples to defeat the evil spirits in one fell swoop and protect the safety of the disciples of each sect. The three apprentices made a Dongpo elbow, and their rich spiritual energy helped the senior sister break through on the spot, attracting countless people to rush to buy it. A certain male protagonist who is supposed to be a hero and save the beauty:? A certain protagonist who was robbed of the spotlight:? A certain parent who was waiting to see the joke:? Some people are curious, how did dumping garbage get to where it is now? The disciples looked nostalgic: I am incompetent and have never been given up by my master. It was the Master who changed their dark destiny. Moreover, they also take them to eat and drink, and live a happy life! The disciples cheered: Master Bu Jia is the best in the world! Bu Jia looked confused: You may not believe it, but originally I just wanted to lie down. Other heads: Are you speaking in human terms? * Female protagonist setting: A strong-mouthed king who loves to talk nonsense. *The male protagonist is the immortal. ——Advance request—— "How Ordinary People Join the Demon Entertainment Circle" My name is Tiange, and I am an ordinary person. Specifically, if I can't live a normal daily life, time will go back to the day I became an idol. At present, I have reached the fourth life. The reasons for the first three lives are: Agent A is the last heir of a vampire family. In order to restore the glory of the vampire family, he fights with the werewolf's mortal enemy on the street. Teammate B is a descendant of the dragon clan. Because he was too greedy for money, he ransacked the treasury under the witness of the camera. Teammate C is a mermaid princess who turned into bubbles because she fell in love with a scumbag, causing the mermaid tribe to massacre X wealthy family late at night. In addition to the existence of these Western myths, there are also the nirvana phoenix and the starving glutton... Logically speaking, no matter how much they play, it will not affect me as an ordinary person, but I seem to be the plot NPC of this world. I was present in all the above key plots, which forced my secrets to be exposed. I survived the battle between vampires and werewolves, the exchange of bullets and dragon fire, the screams of the mermaids... I was unscathed. Yes, I also have a secret that is not worth mentioning. I am an ordinary person who cannot be hurt. The secret is discovered and I can no longer be an ordinary person, which will cause time to go back. I thought about terminating the contract directly and staying away from the dirty entertainment industry, but I couldn't afford the termination fee. In order to get my life back on track, I decided to take the initiative and force everyone to play ordinary people together. At midnight, the werewolf began to howl. I used my agility to avoid the bites and reported the presence of rabid dogs to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. In the early morning, when someone questioned that Agent A's skin was too pale, I clarified for him that it was because he had albinism. In the afternoon, I took teammate B to learn the intangible cultural heritage fire-breathing technique, and taught teammate B carefully after learning it. In the evening, I put on makeup and pretended to be a noble man, successfully diverting the attention of teammate C. Very good, I have successfully become an ordinary person today. There is a terrifying existence in the supernatural world of City X, and countless people discuss her on the forum. "She is extremely flexible, no one can catch up with her hair!" "Her learning ability is so terrifying that even the mighty dragons can't compare to her!" "Her adaptability is top-notch. No matter what flaws I expose, she can solve them for me!" "She can even master the long-lost seventy-two transformations!" "It's so scary, we must not go against Tiange's will." "I suspect she is a legendary god." Tiange: No, I'm just an ordinary person. *Third person in text* ——I also want to ask for another one—— "How Alien Creatures Find Employment in the Interstellar" Di Yi finally retired from the infinite flow world and just wanted to retire, but he transformed into a despised real daughter in the interstellar world and was thrown by his family to a certain garbage planet in the Lese Galaxy to serve as a police officer. There are only garbage all over the mountains and plains on the garbage planet, and strange residents who were "thrown away" by other planets. Even though Resident A is malnourished, he still swings his sword 1,000 times a day and fights all over the garbage planet. Resident B often talks to himself in front of mysterious pictures and texts, muttering that the ancient gods will eventually return. Resident C often ignites small flames around his body and lights garbage from time to time, causing trouble for the people. Isn't this her former little brother, a sword cultivator in the Qi refining stage, an ancient god believer, and the human-dragon hybrid who couldn't control his power well? She grabbed Resident A's ear and said, "You are so powerful, why don't you go to the Public Security Department to move bricks?" Resident A burst into tears: "Boss, help, I can't live without you!" Di Yi looked around on the garbage star and saw nothing but desolation, feeling that he would not be able to survive. In order to live a retirement life on the garbage planet, Diyi arranged new jobs for everyone. She let resident A become a lumberjack responsible for cutting down trees and building houses, let resident B work as a repairman to study the waste utilization of "ancient" electronic waste, and let resident C take charge of the garbage factory mainly engaged in the incineration of domestic waste. When her living environment had just improved, she discovered that the planet next door was a Zerg colony, and she had no choice but to continue researching military facilities. Just doing it, why do a bunch of planets come to her for help? Do you still have to give her the planet? … Many years later, the real and fake daughter was exposed. In order to protect his status, the fake daughter asked someone to go to the Junk Planet to inquire about Di Yi's current situation. The photo sent back showed a woman in pajamas flying around on an electronic broomstick in the sky. With such nerves, he must be a waste who only deserves to be on a garbage planet. The fake daughter confidently accepted the mission and went to Lese Galaxy to eliminate the Zerg. She piloted the most advanced mecha, but was beaten to pieces by the evolved Zerg. The mechas who came to rescue her looked very weird. Some were holding giant swords, some had dragon tails, and some had eighty tentacles? ? In the cockpit of the mecha, she connected to the command line of Lese Galaxy. On the screen is a woman riding an electronic broomstick. "Hello, I am Diyi, the head of Lese Galaxy." Purpose: Two days off to enjoy the Imperial Ancestral Temple