There's No Way I'm Going to Fall Off My Horse

[Happy birthday A Jiao, let's celebrate with a lottery, the lottery will be drawn on the 31st birthday] [See the second part of the column "I haven't lost my horse today", the next part "When a Human Tiger Picks Up Raven's Script" has been published, please accept the column] Ah Jiao, who was tricked by Him, had to go to various worlds to play someone in that world without being able to lose his horse, so... Ah Jiao [Anwu]: Although I have lost my memory, I cannot be fake, you are the fake! Ango:...... Kuro Tokizai: I also hope that another Osamu Dazai will appear, preferably a girl! Ah Jiao [Zhongye]: Although I am only eight years old, I am really not your son Chuuya: Come drink milk! Leader Zai: Your son is so cute Ah Jiao [Gin]: Everyone believes that I am a real wine, but I am really a bottle of fake wine Gin: Everyone can be a fake wine! I'm sure it's true! Real! Death Detective: I know your reasons One in advance "When Human Tiger Picks Up Raven's Script" Copywriting 1 The young Atsushi picked up a book and knew that he would have a lover in the future. They loved each other very much, and their lives were full of sweetness and gooeyness. At the age of fourteen, the lonely boy in the orphanage mustered up the courage and decided to find his lover in advance. He doesn't know the identity of his lover, he only knows that his lover's name is Lop-eared Rabbit, and he lives in a city called Yokohama. Speaking of which, is your lover's last name Lop-eared Rabbit? This last name is a bit strange! Lop-eared Rabbit:... Copywriting 2 When Akutagawa was on a mission, he met a strange young man. He stared at him for a while, and suddenly shouted to him excitedly: Akutagawa! Lop-eared rabbit mustard! I finally found you! I am your fiancé! The subordinate next to him looked over instantly—— Akutagawa was furious: You are looking for death! Rashomon—— Copywriting three A certain Tieba writer wrote a book called Ji Dun Shy Daily. The content was very large, the characters were extremely OOC, and the plot was shocking. She also specially drew the cover. As a result, the day the cover was finished, the book was devoured by the Tieba another world A boy who was imprisoned in an orphanage picked up a book and learned about his "future" from it. A few years later, a kind-hearted Russian finally stole the legendary "book" from Man-Tiger. When he opened it, his eyes were instantly stung. Tuosi: What a good book, why the hell did you use it to write this? Advance payment two "Who am I in the myth today?" Xi Qiao got a chance to be reborn after his death, but as a price he had to wear the vest of a mythical figure from time to time to complete tasks. So Passengers who crashed yesterday saw the Great Sage wearing a purple gold crown and armor, using somersault clouds to support them back to the ground There was a tsunami along the coast the day before yesterday. Satellite footage captured a little red bellyband doll using a piece of red silk to push back the tsunami. There was a sudden heavy rain over the high temperature fire the day before yesterday. When the firefighters arrived, the fire was extinguished and they found a scale at the center of the fire. … Xi Qiao: Yes, these vests are all mine! Small theater: Before the end of Xi Qiaoren's mission, no one could discover the identity of the vest. However, one day when he was wearing the shell of Monkey King, he bumped into the bamboo horse living with him and was recognized by him at a glance. Xi Qiao: It's over, it's over, I'm going to die! System: Don't panic, it's okay Xi Qiao: I fell off my horse! System: You just can't be discovered by others. Your bamboo horse is not a human being! Xi Qiao:? ? ? Including a little wild dog, a little detective of death, a monster boy, etc., And a mixed-breed dog and a clam may be added in the future. [Guide to reading this article] 1. Ma Jia Wen, don't lose your horse in the whole process, ooc belongs to me, Su Shuang, no abuse, no CP 2. No one knows how to knife the protagonist. How can script writers be called knives when they knife themselves? 3. Don't collect in advance, you will get less every day before being listed on the list. 4. Don't tell me thank you when you abandon the article_(:зゝ∠)_ Intention: Treat the world gently and save all regrets and regrets