#What is it like to have a very lucky friend#
I have a friend who is very lucky.
Supermarkets offer random free orders, and you will always win once a week.
I never buy a new mobile phone or computer, because I can win by forwarding the lottery when I need it.
... Isn't it said that when the moon waxes, it loses? I'm worried that she might be too lucky and lose some other things, such as health, love, career, etc.
What do you think?
1L: Why did you curse your friend?
Reply: Well... That friend is actually myself.
The post unexpectedly went viral and was suspected of being hyped.
The poster live-streamed his day to prove his innocence.
Netizens who were eating melon didn't take it seriously, but saw the live broadcast.
"Fuck! Eighteen bottles in a row and another one?"
"Why didn't I know there was a new store here with a free trial??"
"The entire 100-meter chain collision was the only one that was intact?"
"Why is there a handsome guy who insists on giving her a million dollars, saying that she will help him avoid disaster??"
"It's a script! It's definitely a script!"
Host: "Why don't we give away a million dollar lottery to the audience, so that we can spread the bad luck."
Audience:? ? ?
While cursing, he retweeted passionately.
Some netizens asked with conscience: "Is this marketing? What kind of goods do you want to bring? Tell me, I will buy it."
The host who wanted to leave but was held back by the handsome Chu Chu pitifully said: "I don't bring any goods, I just want to do my duty and be an ordinary housekeeper."
The landlord said and took out a bunch of keys weighing one kilogram: "If there are more than a few million and a few more apartments, I won't be able to collect the rent."
Audience:…
Madhu, get out of the gate! ! !
——[Please accept ducks in advance]——
"The female supporting actress became popular thanks to her yin and yang energy"
He Xihan had a dream and found out that he was the green tea heroine in a novel.
And her stepsister An Lei is the upright heroine of Shuangwen.
He Xihan has acted in this kind of TV series, so he shouldn't be unfamiliar with it.
But the point is.
Wearing a sling, she stood in front of the full-length mirror, looking at the slender but tight muscles on her arms. She fell into silence as she recalled the hot search for beating up a male star and the scene where her step-sister cried and complained about being bullied by her step-sister on the show.
"Are you sure that I am the green tea persona and my stepsister is the upright girl persona?"
He Xihan issued a questioning question about life.
The system said without any guilt: "Yes. Your two characters have deviated from the initial settings, and the world is already threatening to collapse, so I was sent to correct you. You need to speak the tea words I designated on the occasions I designated, and be a qualified green tea female partner."
In this way, He Xihan, who was hacked because of his irritability and even violence, began to practice his own green tea character.
*
The audience discovered that He Xihan had changed.
In Love Story, He Xihan and his stepsister met at the corner.
Live broadcast room: [Coming, coming! This bitch He Xihan will definitely bully my Princess Leilei again!
The next second, He Xihan slammed backwards at a very fast speed and fell to the ground, looking shocked: "Sister, you pushed me! I know you have always been jealous that I am a biological child of the He family, and you are just a stepdaughter, but there is no need for you to bully me like this!"
An Lei, who also fell to the ground: "..."
She moved slower than He Xihan, and her flopping movements were exposed to the audience's view without any cover.
Live broadcast room: [Did something strange happen?
The next second, He Xihan, who was heartbroken just now, jumped up on the spot, with a strong posture, clapped his hands and walked away calmly.
The live broadcast room was an afterthought.
... She's acting! She was performing what An Lei said before!
I seem to understand something!
On a lifestyle variety show, a male star sadly mentioned his ex and hesitated to speak.
"It's okay, I've walked out. It's over."
As he spoke, tears streaked down his delicate face.
Audience: [He must have suffered a lot, right? But he is very responsible and endures it silently without saying anything wrong about his ex-girlfriend.
[Such a good man, He Xihan actually beat him! Why haven't you arrested the violent woman yet?
He Xihan held a thermos cup and placed it in front of the male star's table with concern.
"Oh, I was too impulsive last time. I apologize to you."
The male star was secretly happy, picked up the cup and took a sip, and the next second it spurted out.
He Xihan: "You fell in love with someone else when you had a girlfriend. In fact, you were under too much pressure and wanted to vent. You didn't really mean it. How can my sister-in-law blame you?"
"Unlike me, I only feel sorry for my brother~ Come on, drink more boiled water~"
The male star dried his red tongue and ran to the bathroom.
*
He Xihan became famous because of his tea talk.
Many netizens said that they didn't understand people well in the past and mistook green tea men and women for innocent love!
It turns out that only the irascible beauty He Xihan is real!
So, on the show, He Xihan couldn't unscrew the bottle cap.
Audience: [It must be a problem with the bottle cap!
He Xihan passed through the top stream and fell into someone's arms.
Audience: [The carpet in the corridor is not smooth!
He Xihan didn't blush and was out of breath. He said that he couldn't walk and had to be hugged before he could continue to do the task.
Audience: [Why are you standing there stunned! Hug me quickly!
An Lei, who was disliked because the true nature of green tea was revealed:? ? ?
Look at your double standards, is there something seriously wrong with you?
Intention: to be a good person