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Su Suisui is the mentor of a girl group's talent show in a novel. Because of her sharp complaints about the young white-flowered heroine who was highly favored by capital, the show was maliciously edited with a lot of black material, and another male mentor was tied up to promote CP. She was blacklisted by the entire network and was banned.
After being hacked, she unexpectedly entered the world of 9 martial arts, fantasy, magic, and palace battles, and prospered as a storyteller with her famous mouth.
Unexpectedly, after the last task, she wore it back again. She was on her way to the recording site. It was this episode that caused her to be banned from the entire network and withdraw from the circle.
And the contestants on this show.
The daughter of the boss who brought money to join Tuanmei
The second generation sister of the movie king
Sponsor: Rich daughter
Heir to a well-known group
The singing is out of tune, the dancing is smooth, the key is that everyone has a background, and you can offend if you are not careful.
Su Suisui has learned from the past and is determined not to follow the same path of being criticized before. Isn't that just praising the players?
Well, she's good at it.
Host: "Contestant No. 15 And his partner danced a Cha Cha dance. The performance was so exciting."
Su Suisui: "No. 15, With the power of swallowing mountains and rivers, quickly used a whirlwind shadowless kick, knocking down the previous players."
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Host: "The famous peacock dance performed on the 17th. What a beautiful dance it is."
Su Suisui: "No. 17'S Nine Yin White Bone Grasping technique is extremely powerful. I heard that she started learning this Kung Fu at the age of six, and now she has already defeated all the invincible opponents in the entertainment industry."
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Host: "No. 19 Sang "Courage" and his beautiful voice conquered the entire audience."
Su Suisui: "The power of No. 19'S Lion's Roar is incredible. There is no inner strength that cannot be achieved in ten or eight years. The following contestants were so frightened by her skills that they did not dare to go on stage before they even appeared. The glass at the scene was shattered. This family's unique skill is truly well-deserved."
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Audience: This review is absolutely brilliant.
The number of views quickly exceeded 50 million, various marketing accounts reposted it like crazy, and it was released without warning. The whole network Scissorhands worked overtime overnight, and Weibo became a hot search.
Su Suisui solemnly claimed that this was a serious review and was 100% genuine.
Unexpectedly, the comment on the barrage said: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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The investors of the program team never dreamed that this variety show would not be popular, but the female mentor would be popular.
Su Suisui rose from the 18th line to become a popular traffic star. She endorsed Bobo Maps voice navigation. With her humorous voice, she received over 100 million downloads per week. She received adverts and made money. She became famous overnight and attracted countless fans.
Several male idols from the same variety show said: "Woman, your sand sculpture also deeply attracted me."
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"Is there anything easier than the job of a wealthy wife?"
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Designer Xu Yanyue woke up and found that she was dressed as the stepmother of a rich family variety show. The original host did everything in his power to marry into a rich family. After marriage, he often abused his stepson. In the end, he was blacklisted by the entire network and was offline tragically.
Although she held the cannon fodder script in her hand, when Xu Yanyue saw the terms of the marriage agreement, which stated that she would be given a salary that could not be counted in her account every month, she could not keep her lips from smiling. As long as she played her role well, could there be a job in the world that was more relaxed and happy than that of a wealthy wife?
The wealthy observation variety show "Marriage First, Love Later" launched by SG Group is ranked TOP·1 in ratings on the entire network. Because it is full of topical themes, it observes the married life of several female guests after quitting the entertainment industry and marrying wealthy families.
As an 18th-tier female artist, Xu Yanyue, she was married to the richest man Mu Chaoyun with great fanfare. It was a marriage by agreement that everyone in the industry knew. She was often ridiculed for being a fake couple who look good but are divorced. She has a cold attitude from her husband and a stepson who has a bad relationship. The whole Internet is waiting for her to appear on variety shows to see her jokes.
However, many people found that Xu Yanyue's state of being alone in the boudoir after marriage was completely different from what they imagined.
During the show, netizens discovered that a bottle of facial cream in front of her dressing table cost five figures, a pair of global limited-edition high heels worth six figures, and an ordinary wallpaper painting turned out to be an orphan item at auction worth millions.
The most outrageous thing is that the buttons of Xu Yanyue's top are inlaid with rare gemstones worth tens of millions, and the carpet on which her high heels are elegantly stepped is made of the most luxurious national treasure-grade fabric that is more expensive than gold.
Netizens were shocked: [This is called miserable, this is called abjection, please let me have such a life, please? ]
Overnight, Xu Yanyue became the envy of everyone on the Internet. There is a popular answer: If you could, which female star's life would you most want to live?
Netizen: Thank you for the invitation. That must be Xu Yanyue. Go to bed first. There is everything in your dream!
Much later, Xu Yanyue's career gained both popularity and success. She became a top designer in the fashion circle, had her own independent original brand, became the fashion darling among celebrities, broke records and won multiple international design awards, and became the most sought-after brand in the entertainment industry.
Because the old information was dug out, she was ridiculed and not favored by a wealthy family. Her marriage was unhappy.
#Marriage Three Years Social Platform 0 Interaction#
#Fake couple agreement marriage without the same frame#
#I just feel so pitiful after seeing it#
After a high-end fashion party, Xu Yanyue posted a selfie photo on social media. In the picture, she has a slender figure, a smooth and sexy back, and a beautiful figure that makes people endlessly daydream.
The anti-fans looked at the sound and were about to laugh.
Everyone was shocked to find that Mu Chaoyun and 13.3450 Users liked this blog post.
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Mu Chaoyun's account also posted another photo, in which a man's slender and powerful hands are wrapped around a woman's sexy waist. The posture makes people feel particularly ambiguous, with the text "mine".
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The entire network was blown up and social software was paralyzed.
Netizens couldn't believe their eyes.
(Previously, the entire network said: Just blink when Mr. Mu is kidnapped.
Later, the entire Internet lamented: Mr. Mu was willing to be kidnapped, and he felt very happy. )
————Stepson Little Theater
Poor little Mu Xiao was reborn. He knew very early that his stepmother didn't like him. The nightmare of being pushed down the stairs in his previous life was still fresh in his memory. The pain of lying in the hospital was still fresh in his memory. After his rebirth, he tried hard to avoid Xu Yanyue, but his cat accidentally scratched her favorite expensive skirt. When he saw the other party raising his hand, he thought the other party's slap would hit him in the face.
Unexpectedly, the beautiful woman smoothed her silky hair and said to him lazily and critically.
"Fortunately, I didn't scratch you, otherwise I would have to give you treatment. The treatment fee is very expensive and you are not allowed to get hurt."
Mu Xiao: "...." Isn't the skirt expensive? ? If I remember correctly, the one she was wearing must have cost hundreds of thousands.
Later, he was shocked to find that this stepmother still remembered that he liked to eat burnt blueberry toast, that he could not drink milk, and that he was allergic to milk. She knew some details better than he did and cared about him, but she refused every time she grabbed the bag.
Xu Yanyue was completely different from the vicious stepmother in her impression. Mu Xiao slowly opened her heart, accepted the other person's cold face and soft heart, and felt that she was not the same person as her previous stepmother.
During an interview, Mu Xiao was prompted by the host to ask what the real relationship between him and his stepmother was like.
Mu Xiao glanced at Xu Yanyue and said very sincerely.
"She is the best mother in the world!"
Xu Yanyue: "..."
Netizen: "...." Both father and son must have been obsessed with ghosts!
Ps: The male protagonist is 30, the female protagonist is 25, the sinister gentleman*the human fairy
A stepson adopts someone who is not his biological child.
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