——Han Chen, who went to the zoo to watch big cats, was carried into another time and space by a jaguar:
Han Chen OS: Why does it keep licking me but not eating me? (Ouch, I'm so scared~~
Big Cat OS: He is indeed sending a mating signal to me.
Han Chen OS: Why is it still licking me and not eating me?
Big Cat OS: I must let him be my partner and give birth to leopard cubs for me.
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—— Attack (Big Cat) * Suffer (Han Chen)
Can be milky, ferocious, silly, cute, domineering, crazy, jealous, pinchable, kneadable, cold on the outside and hot on the inside, shy and playful, pet cat
——Small daily life:
Just met:
Han Chen: I poke and poke all day long, believe it or not, I'll chop it up for you!
Big Cat: ...(Poor
Later:
Big Cat: When we don't think about it anymore, I will make up for it for you.
Han Chen: What?
Big Cat: Just... Leopard whip (looking serious)
Han Chen: ...(What kind of boyfriend do I have?
——Han Chen graduated from college two years ago. He is home every day besides work. He is a complete homebody. His friend Zhang Lei tried his best to find a partner for him, but in the end he only said:
"Not very good."
"You'd better tell me your criteria for choosing a mate in detail, otherwise I don't think we'll have to wait until next year."
"He needs to be humble, mature, steady, and dedicated..."
"Another very important point is to talk less. I'm afraid of making noise."
——A few days later:
"That one won't work either?"
"Yeah."
"What's going on?"
"I don't feel it."
"Don't look for me anymore, fate will come naturally when it comes."
I know it too, but you have to go out often. You, who never leave the house, are even more at home than those yellow-flowered girls in ancient times. How can you meet the right person?
——So he took Han Chen to the zoo. When Han Chen and a big cat stared at each other, the sky floated:
Modesty, maturity, stability, concentration, few words...
——Lei is here: This article is true, human, external, do not substitute, it is pure imagination, eat with caution, burn after reading
Intention: Let's exchange sincerity for sincerity
