
Weapon Love, Let Me Fight [Interstellar]
兵器恋爱,我干架[星际]
by Encounter Buddha (遇佛)
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[The full text is under major revision and is expected to be completed in May or June] [Interstellar + Anthropomorphic Weapon + Light Armor + Strong Female] Legion commander Si Sheng woke up again and found that it was already three hundred years later... Good news: The apocalypse is over, and she has been reborn as an interstellar noble lady. Bad news: The eldest lady is notorious, and she is surrounded by scandals every day. She was just revealed to have attempted parricide, and the anthropomorphic weapon she used to create a contract is considered the weakest cobblestone in the entire star field. To make matters worse, in order to appease public anger, the family exiled her to the desert star to fend for herself. As soon as the exile ship landed, the hatch was blown to pieces—— Everyone wanted to put her on trial and kill her. Si Sheng: "..." Frankly, she didn't think it would work. ** So, a few months later, at the Star Network Light Armor League auditions held every five years, a light armor warrior with a strange painting style appeared: While others resisted plasma cannons, she carried a bag of gravel. While others dodged attacks gracefully, she threw up sand with her backhand and smashed the opponent's light armor cabin with a stone. Audience: "???" Until she used an array of stones to detonate a volcano and create a landslide, smeared the stones with poison to stun the well-known champion seed players, pretended to surrender and then launched an attack... When her opponent tricked her into nearly a hundred stones and everyone thought she had run out of ammunition and was about to lose the game, she took out more stones with her backhand and stepped on the opponent's armor cabin with a smile: "Do you know how many stones I have?" All Star Network Pupil Earthquake. "Is it okay if I go here?!" "Did you learn this underworld tactic from the Dream Eater?" "The organizers changed the rules overnight: it is prohibited to bring stones into the competition!" At the final award ceremony, Si Sheng walked out of the light armor cabin, and the entire audience was silent. She turned the pebble that was ridiculed by the whole star field with her fingertips and chuckled: "Now, who wants to 'judge' me?" Small Theater It is common for anthropomorphic weapons to be injured, and only light warriors can heal their wounds. As the leader of all anthropomorphic weapons, Locust Stone was unwilling to waste Si Sheng's energy and preferred to hide his injuries. Although he was obviously injured, he knelt on the ground as if nothing had happened. His long, silky black hair hung down to his thin waist. When he looked up at her, his eyes were as bright as stars. Si Sheng, who wanted to be angry, lost his anger instantly. But she still didn't want to talk to him. Looking at her back, Locust Stone lowered his eyes and leaned forward. The black hair is trembling, the pieces of the high-slit practice clothes are hanging down, and the fair skin is looming. For a moment, Si Sheng felt a slight warmth on her fingertips. Her fingers were held in someone's mouth, and the person whispered softly: "... Sir, please heal me." Every anthropomorphic weapon contracted by her humbly begs for her love. We are the sharpest blade in your hand. I just ask you to look back at us during the charge, then we will... Die without regrets. [Pre-received articles, if you like it, you can go to the column to collect it~] Title: "Take care of the nanny, save the BOSS" Copywriting: Myth Star's first battle royale survival game is launched. All contestants are vicious criminals in the star prison. Death in the game is equivalent to death in reality. The stars of the stars are looking forward to it. Prison guard Suji was accidentally involved in the game and could not exit. As soon as he entered the game, he became a nanny professional saint with no power, and the first round of battle royale is about to begin... To her left is a terrifying ogre who killed fifteen girls in a row and cooked them into delicacies. He is a professional swordsman in the game. To her right is a terrifying serial murderer who uses tremendous force to tear all his victims into pieces, a professional berserker in the game. Right in front of her is a skinning maniac who cuts off all the faces of women who are prettier than her and collects them, a professional bloody embroiderer in the game. Susi took a step back, and a handsome and gentle young man pressed against his back, smiling warmly and kindly at her. She took a closer look and saw that the other person was the arsonist she was guarding. Before entering the game, he had shouted that he wanted to kill her whole family. Susi: "..." What an exciting game! Motto: No matter how long the night is, day will always come.
