[The new article "Everyone Loves Bad Women [Quickly Wear]" has started to be serialized, please collect it~]
[I closed the comment because I was arrogant, please don't misunderstand TAT]
When he woke up, Luo Xi found that he had become a character in a novel
Not some top-notch supporting actress, not some sweet heroine, but the biological mother of a five-year-old pink dumpling? Even the age has been increased by ten years
Suddenly going from an 18-year-old high school girl who had never been in a relationship to a 28-year-old married woman, Luo Xi said: I take care of the baby? Who takes care of me?
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Seeing the comprehensive contract of the baby left behind by the original owner, and then thinking about the good boy from another family who was scared to tears by him, Luo Xi frowned: "Are you asking me to work naked? Is it embarrassing to spin in circles?"
After the broadcast started, the mother and son seemed to have taken the wrong ID card——
Luo Xi touched his empty stomach: Good boy, wait until mommy makes you ribs, grilled fish and chicken legs!
Shang Dongdong personally brought four dishes and one soup: Okay, okay~
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After getting the task card, Luo Xi was full of confidence: "Let's see mom show you what it means to be as sharp as the wind and as powerful as lightning!"
Shang Dongdong, who was working hard, smiled slightly: Mom is so amazing~
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Luo Xi before entering the haunted house: Dongdong is not afraid! Mom will protect you, no one can hurt Dongdong!
At night, Shang Dongdong tightly wrapped her mother in a quilt: If she doesn't cry, she is the strongest~
Netizen:? ? ? Who is the child and who is the mother?
On the ridge of the field, Luo Xi stood motionless in disgrace, stepping on the goose that had just nudged her.
A few dozen meters away, Shang Dongdong's bulging chest was rising and falling, and he was holding a small leather shoe the size of a palm in his hand.
Just when everyone thought Shang Dongdong was going to fall out with his mother...
Luo Xi: Huh? Isn't this the omnipotent little baby of our family, the handsome boy who will charm thousands of girls in the future, and the mother's sweetheart? Let me see who made Dong Baoer angry. Mommy has to vent her anger for the baby and let him know that my super invincible Dongdong, the cutest in the universe, is the little Beibi that mom holds in her heart!
Shang Dongdong, who gradually lost himself in the compliments, raised the corners of his mouth crazily: emmm, the meal is ready, I'm here to ask mom to go back to eat~
The live barrage was paralyzed:
[Contemporary ppt master?
[Luo Xi's whole body is soft and her mouth is the hardest! Shang Dongdong has hard ears and the softest roots all over his body!
[Shang Dongdong: I also want to fall out, but my mother praises me for my ability]
[Some children come to collect debts, some children come to repay debts, and Dongdong comes to pay off debts!
When everyone questioned that Luo Xi, a mother, knew nothing, Luo Xi expressed her calmness.
Luo Xi: "My Dongdong is loved by everyone and has a flat tire when driving. He is the most capable little baby. He has the most dexterous little hands in the world and the smartest little brain! Yes, I am a waste. God gave me a sensible, obedient and well-behaved Dong Bao'er. What else can I ask for? As long as Dongdong can be favored by God, I, a waste, will be willing to do it!"
At this time, Shang Dongdong, who was washing dishes nearby, sped up the movements of his hands...
Everyone:? ? ? It turns out that being able to fart with rainbows is also a kind of ability!
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With the popularity of the "What Thing" mother-son duo, everyone is full of curiosity about Shang Dongdong's father.
During the show, the host asked on behalf of netizens: "By the way, has Shang Chen quit the show? I haven't seen any new works from him recently."
Luo Xi's eyes were filled with sadness, and he let out a long sigh: "Well, everything starts with that shipwreck..."
On the first day after the show ended, someone stepped out of the cabin and as soon as he took out his mobile phone, he saw the hot search headline "Shang Chen died in a shipwreck".
Shang Chen:? ? ? I was just on a business trip, and you actually told others that I was dead?
Reading guide:
1. The heroine lost her memory and her memory stayed in the rebellious stage.
2. The child is biological, there will be an explanation later~
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New article "Everyone Loves Bad Women [Quickly Wear]"
Lu Xiao, a big fish farmer with numerous spare tires, died in the hospital bed due to serious illness.
While her soul was floating in nothingness, she was bound by a system, requiring her to help the female villains in each world complete the plot. As long as she completed the task, she would gain vigorous vitality.
[Entertainment Circle Article: After breaking the heart of the male protagonist and co-star as if it were heavenly green tea, three men took turns to bang him?
According to the plot, Lu Xiao kicked off his childhood sweetheart, suppressed the trainees who pursued the heroine, and bullied the heroine's official actor boyfriend on a variety show
Just when she completed her mission and was about to go home to inherit hundreds of billions of assets and meet the blind date arranged by her family, three men suddenly appeared outside the door...
Famous painter: "Xiao Xiao, give me another chance."
Top student: "Sister, are you really going to leave me?"
Popular actor: "You leave, what should I do?"
[Chronological article: After the money-hungry and lustful widow ruined the reputation of the educated youth, she was taken to the cornfield at the head of the village late at night?
In order to find a stepfather for his three-year-old son and go to the city to live a life of eating commercial food, Lu Xiao hooked up with the educated youth sent from the village.
When she was waiting to finish the custody lawsuit with her ex-husband's comrades so that she could get the compensation money to open a factory, several pairs of angry eyes wanted to burn the floral dress she was wearing...
A prospective college student who is admitted to college: "Follow me, I will take care of the children."
The teacher who was about to return to the city to teach said: "Xiao, do you still remember the song "Wedding Hair as Husband and Wife" that I taught you?"
A soldier who gave up his qualifications to join the army: "I won't leave. I will plant the land in the future!"
[Xia Xiawen: After Black Lotus, who wanted to dominate the three realms, seriously injured the major gods, that day, the road leading to Lingxiao Palace was paved with her favorite Flower of the Other Side?
[Doomsday text: White Lotus, the Holy Virgin who concealed her infection with the zombie virus, secretly dropped blood on the meals of the superpowers, and the superpowers took the initiative to stretch their necks to her mouth?
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Seeing Lu Xiao, who should have met a miserable end, living a shining life, and a group of men fighting to make her laugh, the system fell into deep thought.
System: Why is this happening? ? ?
Lu Xiao: Haven't you heard a sentence? Bad women never get hurt.
Reading guide:
1. The heroine only loves herself, the true queen of the sea
2. Shuangwen Shuangwen Shuangwen, maybe very Mary Sue
Concept: Children can also be relied upon by their parents