[This is the first time I wrote a purely entertaining article, and I deviated from the outline, so I solved the problem V. There is no ending, which is a trap! But the front is still very beautiful ~ Little angels who don't mind can take a look ~]
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The youngest female imperial chef in history, Su Jiuyi, traveled through time and became a college student who just turned nineteen.
By coincidence, I am a college student majoring in webcasting and operations.
Su Jiuyi: Destroy it, this world is not good.
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In order to successfully transfer to another department after passing the exam, Su Jiuyi, who had no live broadcast experience, had no choice but to bite the bullet and become a store tour host.
As a result, I suffered from an occupational disease, and my first sentence was: I think the chef in this restaurant is not very good and a bit rubbish.
Second sentence: That kind of soles are delicious when mixed with soles, so you should mix soles.
In two words, the hatred level was immediately filled up, and the originally peaceful live broadcast room instantly became a paradise for sunspots.
"Damn it, what kind of dangerous statement is this?"
"The anchor will say anything just to gain popularity. The chef in this restaurant is a high-end chef."
"Does the anchor plan to take the black and red route?"
For a time, all kinds of abuses came one after another, and she became the only anchor on the entire network who became famous with millions of followers.
Later, a variety show specially invited Su Jiuyi to participate in the variety show in order to gain popularity. As a result, as soon as Su Jiu finished her evaluation, a fat and strong contestant rushed out from the stove with a kitchen knife.
The chef pointed at her with a kitchen knife: "You go ahead."
Su Jiuyi:? ? ?
Don't tell me I'm really good.
Then, Su Jiuyi performed a live performance of pot tossing, spoon tossing, pot tossing, and various fancy knife skills.
The whole world was stunned for a moment.
The anti-fans' world view has collapsed: Before you complained, you didn't say you were so great.
4.10 The copy has been screenshotted
The cover design is from bs, thank you bs for sending the picture~
Recommend your own pre-received article [I am a mother to a world-class genius]
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When she woke up, Chu Youning was told that she would be divorced in 20 years and would have three children.
And now, the three standing at the head of her bed were.
For an 18th-tier kid with no house, no car, no money, whose career has been at a low point for a long time and who has no ambition to make progress, this news is absolutely fatal!
Chu Youning: Is the world crazy?
In order to get rid of this inexplicable biological relationship.
Chu Youning was determined to help her three biological children who had traveled from the future find their biological fathers. However, she was told that her future husband and the father of her children was the popular actor Jiang Yingbai.
Is that the kind of fan that can drown her with just a spit of saliva?
Chu Youning:...
Forget it, this world should be destroyed.
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Reluctantly, in order not to have anything to do with the top currents of the fault level, and to be able to better raise his three biological children, Chu Youning, a recognized rice insect, was forced to split up.
As a result, who would have thought that after working hard for more than half a year, her stardom was still not going smoothly.
With a top-notch face, he earns the money of an eighteenth-tier celebrity and enjoys the number of fans of an eighteenth-tier celebrity.
Fortunately, her three biological children are all very promising.
One day, Chu Youning, who was participating in a variety show, was eating noodles, and the news of the day was playing on the TV in the small restaurant.
A guest who was also participating in the variety show suddenly patted Chu Youning excitedly. She pointed at the person on the TV and said, "Look, he is the youngest medical professor at X University and the signature doctor of the best hospital in the country."
Chu Youning glanced at the screen calmly: "Oh, my eldest son."
The guest pointed to the world champion in the news and said: "Look, he is the youngest figure skating champion in the Winter Olympics in 60 years and the first Grand Slam player in the world."
Chu Youning looked at the screen calmly again: "Oh, my second son."
The guest pointed to the Go champion in the news: "Look at this girl, she is the most talented Go player in the country. Since her debut, she has never lost in Go, a world-class super slam."
Chu Youning looked at the screen calmly again: "Oh, my little girl."
The partner next to her rolled her eyes, and you just said that the whole world is your child.
In order to embarrass her, the guest pointed at the super movie star Jiang Yingbai in the news: "A popular movie king, with top-notch good looks, the number of fans is as many as other domestic entertainment stars combined, owns three companies, assets of tens of billions, a typical rich and handsome guy!"
This time, Chu Youning didn't talk to her again.
The partner next to her taunted: "Why didn't you say that he is also your son? Isn't he quite capable of bragging?"
Chu Youning replied calmly: "He is not my son."
"Hmph."
"He is the father of my three future children, who is also the dead ex-husband in my children's mouth."
Partner: "..."
Intention: Be self-reliant and live a strong and brave life