Pre-collection - "The school cool roommate has a crush on me"
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Time and space merged, and the Shenming family was on the verge of bankruptcy. In order to shoulder the responsibility of the divine world, the main god Xu Che turned into a worker and went to various walks of life to make money.
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First stop: Chun Nuan Restaurant.
With his excellent cooking skills, he became a qualified dish passer.
Just when he was about to get his first salary, he messed up Lu Yan's banquet and was kicked out.
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Reluctantly, he went to his second stop: Xia Liang Hotel.
With his fluent foreign language, he successfully joined the hotel as a security guard.
But in just three days, many accidents occurred within his security area.
Not only did Xu Che not get any salary, he was also deducted a large sum of money.
Xu Che originally thought that he was dead, but Lu Yan, who had always been at odds with him, stepped in to help him solve everything.
Xu Che was puzzled: Lu Yan, why are you doing this?
Lu Yan lowered his eyes and said affectionately: Of course - for you.
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Later, Xu Che, who had made enough money, ran back to the God Realm overnight to show off his windfall to his family.
He hooked his fingers and pulled out a person from behind, calling very naturally: "Hurry, Ayan, come to meet all uncles and uncles."
The other people in the God Realm were scared out of their wits: Lord God, this is Lu Yan, the God of Fighting Plague. Not only is he cold-blooded and ruthless, he also likes to kill gods!
Xu Che looked at the people around him and said in confusion: Ayan, is this really the case?
Lu Yan buried his head in Xu Che's arms and felt aggrieved: No, Ah Che, I am aggrieved...
Other gods:? ? ? ?
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When the God Realm was attacked, Xu Che punched each of the attackers, beating them until they couldn't get up. He was covered in bruises and cried for mercy.
Lu Yan rushed over and was a little surprised when he saw what was in front of him: What's going on?
Xu Che instantly hid in Lu Yan's arms and complained: Ayan... Wuwuwu, they bullied me, it's so scary...
Snipers:? ? ? ?
#Who is bullying whom?
#Gods can also deceive people#
Cute in appearance, powerful in attack × cold in appearance, but actually a fool
The next book "The school cool roommate has a crush on me"
[The upright academic · Chi × the tsundere school boy · Ran]
At the Hanfu exchange meeting in the same city, Lin Chi didn't understand the admission process very well and was stopped by the staff at the door. The person's voice was cold: "Please show your ID card."
Lin Chi searched for a long time but couldn't find it, so he asked cautiously: "It's not convenient for me to get it, can you be accommodating?"
The man responded coldly: "No."
In desperation, Lin Chi rummaged through his pockets everywhere, but accidentally untied his belt and dropped his skirt in front of the man. The situation was awkward for a while. He lifted up the skirt and saw that no one was ready to leave.
At this moment, the man's voice came from behind: "You don't have your ID card."
Lin Chi gritted his teeth and tightened his belt, grabbed the ID card very coolly and ran away without looking back.
On the first day of school, he saw the man sitting at the door of the dormitory.
Lin Chi: Oh my god, what kind of hatred and grudges are there?
Xu Ran is the school boss of the Mathematics Department of H University. He is aloof and is said to be extremely difficult to get along with, but he is very nice to his roommates.
Lin Chi was rejected by the Hanfu Club, so Xu Ran took him directly to the president and got a club card.
Facing Lin Chi's admiration, he sneered: "I'm not helping you, I just can't see others rejecting my roommate."
Xu Ran heard that Lin Chi had not bought a ticket for the Spring Festival, so she silently returned her ticket and replaced it with his name, and sent him a screenshot.
Lin Chi burst into tears of gratitude, but he dismissed it:
"I knew your hand speed wasn't good enough, so you didn't have to rely on me this time."
Lin Chi finally plucked up the courage and spoke in a trembling voice: "Xu... Xu Ran, do you know what the image of r=a(1-sinθ) is?"
Xu Ran whispered in his ear and replied: "It's definitely not the fallen skirt, right, my boyfriend?"
Lin Chi: My fist suddenly became hard. Jpg.[Animation]
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Many years later, at a class reunion, Lin Chi met his former classmates, and everyone couldn't stop talking about Xu Ran's glorious deeds in the past.
Lin Chi asked excitedly: "What are they?"
One of them covered his mouth and snickered: "It wasn't the Spring Festival in my freshman year. Xu Ran originally agreed to go back with us, but he changed his mind at the last minute. He bought a bus ticket and took a whole day and night to get home. What a weirdo."
"..."
Lin Chi turned around and saw Xu Ran, and the corners of his eyes suddenly became wet.
#It's over, how can I break it, my boyfriend keeps trying to commit suicide#
#roberoommate, do you need one? #
Copywritten on: 21.04.02
Purpose: Love the motherland and build a beautiful homeland