[Please stamp the next column "The Salted Fish Demon Lord Refuses to Work Overtime [Chuoshu]", the copy is below o3o]
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Shi Qingchi transformed into the protagonist's elder brother in the novel about cultivating immortals. The elder brother was frail, beautiful, and unstable. He single-handedly became the psychological shadow of the entire sect. In the end, he bullied the protagonist severely and became cannon fodder.
Shi Qingchi, who only wanted to survive, unpreparedly encountered the ceiling of combat power in the book - the villain Yu Li. When the villain saw him, his eyes lit up strangely for a moment, and the next day he disguised himself as a new disciple to send messages to him.
Yu Li: Accept me into your family, or I will slaughter your entire family.
Shi Qingchi: QAQ
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The whole sect was spreading rumors that Shi Qingchi had taken a liking to the new junior brother Yu Li. His cultivation was low, his qualifications were average, and his silly smile would only be a hindrance. However, he let him enter the inner door in person and move into his courtyard.
Everyone: Take care, little junior brother
However, this little junior brother who was pitied by everyone only took off his disguise in front of Shi Qingchi. As the main villain in the book, he is powerful, world-weary, and willful. Every move he makes tests Shi Qingchi's little heart.
Shi Qingchi roared in his heart: I am the one who should take care of myself cough cough cough cough——
Yu Li: Correction, it's me who has fallen in love with senior brother
#About the fact that I was forced to follow the plot after being spotted by the villain
#Big Brother wants to pretend to be cute, I can only play with him
#I raised the protagonist as a son, but his father was jealous
I was addicted to sex before and then I was addicted to my wife. The big boss attacked me. He is really sick and weak, but he is also really nosy and the beauty suffers.
[The copy was saved as a screenshot on April 21, 2021]
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Here is the advance collection of "The Salted Fish Demon Lord Refuses to Work Overtime [Chuoshu]"
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Shen Motang died suddenly after working overtime and passed through the book, transforming into the demon king who died of overwork in a book about cultivating immortals.
The demon king was already cold at this moment, and the demon sect members with different thoughts happily held a funeral banquet. All the demons gathered together and there was a lot of music and singing.
A bolt of thunder struck the Demon Lord. Shen Motang opened her eyes and was frightened by the battle in front of her.
However, after a brief period of tension, the demons reveled in the carnival. Countless hands raised toasts and sent them to him, shouting loudly: "Welcome the demon king to return to his throne -"
Silent Tang:? ? ?
Are you still forced to take office?
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The resurrected Demon Lord's thoughts became strange. On the first day he took office again, he instilled a lot of new terms into the Demon Cult members, such as abiding by "9 to 5", "working five days and two days off", and rejecting "996" and "007". Then, at the moment when the bell rang at Youshi (17 o'clock), he changed his previous attitude of burning the midnight oil and fighting at night, and quickly disappeared.
The members of the Demon Cult who were shaken by the new terms and had not yet reacted:? ?
The long sword cut through the sky. The Sword Master heard the sound and rushed to the Demon Lord's Hall without even looking at them. The Demon Cultists chased them all the way. Then, they and the Sword Master were blocked by an invisible force three feet in front of the Demon Lord, unable to move forward at all.
And their Demon Lord collapsed on the couch and turned over: Everyone gets off work on time.
Sword Master:? ? ?
Demon Cult members:? ? ?
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Zhaowan, the number one swordsman in the world of immortals, worked overtime like crazy, either slaying demons or on the road to slaying demons. He worked hard all year round, but was lifeless. Until one day when he took the time to go to the Demon Sect, the situation changed.
Sword Lord's whole personality has changed a lot. He races against time every day to rush to the Demon Sect as early as possible just to have dinner with the Demon Lord.
Silent Tang: What are you doing here?
Zhaowan hesitated for a long time and took out a Taoist couple's deed that had already been signed with his name, and his ears turned red:... Family matters
Silent Tang:? ? ? ?
How long have you had it on your body?
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One day, Zhengdao gathered a large number of monks to crusade against the Demon Sect. This time they avoided the strange rest periods of the Demon Sect in advance. A large group of people circled the outer wall of the Demon Sect several times without seeing anyone. After squatting for a long time, they finally saw the Demon Lord who was about to go out.
Righteous way: Monsters accept their fate——
Demon Lord: Sorry, I have a temporary holiday today.
The Sword Master followed and walked out from behind him, gently hugged his shoulders, but his tone was not kind: Today is mine.
The right way:? ? ?
Determined to pick up my wife in time to get off work × The most diligent person is always the one who is the most diligent at the moment of getting off work
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A pre-collection from my friends, "Sick Beauty Stand and Bai Yueguang Ran Away" by Ye Ziwuge. Welcome to collect it.
Here is the copy:
Min Ran's amnesiac little disciple is sick.
A particularly money-consuming disease.
As the leader of a third-rate poor sect, Min Kuanran faced high treatment costs and became increasingly bald.
Until one day, he suddenly met something called the system. The system asked him to be a "substitute" for others. As long as he increased something called the sadistic heart value, he would get a lot of spiritual stones.
Qianbi Min slapped his thigh rashly: Don't even try to rob me! I'll go, I'll go!
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The person he wants to replace is the fallen genius of the Four Heavens Sect and the former Bai Yueguang of the entire sect—Shen Junxian.
He had the same medicinal physique as Shen Junxian, so the master used him to make medicine, even though he was in heartache, he did not give him a word of comfort.
[Suffering heart value +1, spiritual stone +100]
Senior brother Xiao has longed for Shen Junxian, so he planted a love charm on his substitute, forcing him to say "My heart is happy, senior brother"
Suffering Heart Value +10, Spiritual Stone +1000
Sword Master was Bai Yueguang's former confidant. When faced with Min Huanran, who had a similar appearance to Shen Junxian, he said that he was a loser with nothing to show for his skin.
Suffering Heart Value +100, Spiritual Stone +10000
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With money, the good disciple's illness gradually improved.
Min Wanran was no longer bald, and his legs no longer hurt.
In order to completely cure the stubborn disease of the obedient disciple, he completed the most cruel plot of the show - being sacrificed by the scumbag attackers to fill the devil's pit.
But the moment he jumped down, the bad guys stopped, their eyes were red, and they were frantically trying to save him.
And his amnesiac disciple also recovered his memory under great stimulation.
The obedient disciple tore off the first layer of the mask on his face, and it turned out to be Bai Yueguang, the long-dead member of the Four Heavens Sect!
Min Huanran was shocked, and he tore off the second mask.
It is the Demon Lord who was suppressed by joint efforts a thousand years ago.
The Demon Lord fished him out of the Demon Pit and destroyed the heaven and earth with his hands.
"What do you owe my master, what are you going to pay back?"
Purpose: Crossing others is like crossing oneself