Orihara Izaya Doesn't Know Anything

"Since I can't write the last book "How to Get Around in Yokohama with a Male God Panel", but the real inspiration hasn't been written yet, I plan to start a new book and write it using the previous inspiration, but this book is not a horse-drawn novel, not a horse-drawn article, not a horse-drawn article (say the important things three times, hey)" After knowing that Zhongya was betrayed by the group of sheep, he joined the group, but after letting the group of sheep let the sheep go, Izaya said with a subtle expression: "You are really nostalgic and kind-hearted. You are not like a human at all. No, you are not a human in the first place." "Like... A dog!" "To be honest, I really hate this kind of thing ~ Xiao Zhongya" "What is this kind of thing, and what kind of strange metaphor is this? Ah, you are scolding me again! Don't think I don't understand." "It seems that it's no good, no, no, Xiaozhong is really not a person anymore in my eyes." "Hey..." Because Izaya seemed to be his last friend, he was reluctant to scold him and could only make a weak retort tiredly. After meeting Dazai: Dazai: "You will be my dog from now on, Chuuya!" Chuuya: Kick him over (I'm really sorry for the conditioned reflex) After being persecuted by Linya, I developed irreversible PTSD against Dazai of the same attribute. The disease is that every time the keyword is triggered, I subconsciously hit Dazai 99+ Shuang Ye falls in love, Dazai takes sides/is persecuted (bushi) The persecuted Dazai: At this moment I can only curse because of my incompetence Dazai: Break up quickly, break up quickly! Lin Ye: Fight, fight! Chuuya: Kick him over Chuuya: Sooner or later I will kill both of you. Me: Get married quickly, get married quickly! Because Izaya likes to observe human beings, and because he is too observant and easily gets sacked, he has no choice but to reach a long-term cooperation with Chuuya, and he also contributes information. Izaya's first impression of Chuuya: a miserable tool man who is always trying to steal his teammates. Although he is quite strong, his brain is not very good. Chuuya's first impression of Izaya: He has a good brain, but he has a bit of a weird habit, but... He's pretty good-looking. Cp: Zhongyuan Zhongye x Orihara Linye I would like to call Lalang CP a double! All the plots are for Lalang. If we can't get together in the end, it's definitely not my fault. Intention: None