I Am Living an Ignoble Existence in Front of the Buddha

[Advance collection: "But the Emperor of Heaven is Sick" and "He Doesn't Know, I'm a Snake" are at the bottom and can be collected] ——————Introduction to this article（＾し＼）—————— The flirtatious and delicate little cousin who is a seductress vs. The handsome and charming Buddhist son who is actually very evil ＊ Everyone in the world says that Kongzhu is a miraculous talent in cultivating Buddhism. But there is a hidden danger——Xie Jiaqingsi Xie Qingsi is the most beautiful woman in the world. She is a relative of the Qing family and has a noble status. It is a pity that she is blind. And everyone who meets Kongzhu says it's weird A silver thread in the hand locks a woman Kongzhu likes simple slips, but they all prepare fine food and colorful clothes for the women. ＊ Recently, it has been rumored in the world of immortality that Kongzhu Buddha has a daughter. And this woman is quite similar to Xie Qingsi But what is surprising is that sometimes Kongzhu is holding a baby as small as a swaddling baby in his arms, and sometimes he is holding a child as big as a five-year-old girl. In a courtyard, a baby plays in a carpeted room But in the eyes of the world, it is as cold as an empty tree, but it is steaming meals in the kitchen "Qing Si, it's time for us to eat." He picked up the baby, his eyes were soft, and he lowered his head and blew the rice soup from the spoon. But a moment later, in the arms of the Buddha there was already a voluptuous and beautiful lady. The woman said "Cousin" and the spoon in the monk's hand fell to the ground. He said "Don't make trouble" in a gentle and doting tone. I saw that the woman's eyes were full of spring water, her movements were so charming, and she was smiling sweetly in his arms. ——"But the Emperor of Heaven is Sick" Copywriting (＾し＾)———— The selfish diva vs. The morbid and neurotic emperor ＊ Zui Yangui is the queen of heaven who controls all things, and there are only two main gods in the world, one is her father and the other is her father-in-law. But there is something unsatisfactory. Both the main gods have fallen, and various gods have suddenly emerged, threatening the imperial power of the Tian family! But the most helpless thing for the Queen of Heaven was the husband who was married on the fingertips. His mentality was extremely extreme and he showed his morbid nature! ＊ Today, everyone in the God Realm saw that the Emperor of Heaven was ill and was going to strangle a god without any warning. They all cowered aside and did not dare to stop him. After waiting for a while, the Queen of Heaven came running barefoot wearing only a jacket. But the Emperor of Heaven suddenly waved his sword towards her and asked hoarsely, "Will you leave me?" "Will it!" But the woman pursed her lips, but in the end she didn't get what she wanted. When he saw this, he chuckled, with a fierce look on his face, and raised his sword to cut off the woman's blue frosty hair. But the Queen of Heaven held the sword with her bare hands, caressed the Emperor's face, and whispered softly: "Is it possible to go home with me?" As soon as he finished speaking, all the gods could see was that the Emperor of Heaven had red eyes, and his trembling hands were intertwined with the Queen of Heaven. ＊ Zuiyan is a born god with endless divine power. However, she suddenly predicted that a girl would appear in the future, and people in the three realms were fascinated by her, and her husband, Chongshi, was also among them! ＊ After Zui Yan cheated and died in the lower realm, the only thing left in their dormitory was Zhong Shi sitting on the ground. The once arrogant emperor now had his hands exposed and held her plain clothes tightly. The evil bird said in a deep voice: "My empress, you are still plotting against me even to the day of your death." Intention: Love is rushing to each other