This article is also known as: "It's not like I have no energy, why can't I be Neptune?" "
/"What? ! How could my brother not be straight? !
Total attack, tentatively no cp in the end, partial attack
Copywriting 1: (plain version)
My name is Ye Xiaoxiao, and I am an ordinary female college student. The only thing that is extraordinary is that I have a second brother with a different surname who is very capable of causing trouble.
In the past, I had "no" fondness for this idiot second brother who occasionally appeared in dramas and always caused me trouble. But now, he no longer troubles me, but turns to other people. But I am not happy at all. Instead, I just want to ask him: "Brother! How many good brothers do you have?!"
I am Chu Mingxuan, yes, I am the idiot brother she called me.
I heard from my good brother that she was angry again, but didn't I stop bullying her?
I looked at my good friend distressedly: "Girls are so difficult to understand. How will I find a partner in the future?"
Copywriting 2: (Plot character appearance version)
Chu Mingxuan has never been in a long-term relationship since he was a child. Either the other party broke up with him out of nowhere, or his good brother found out that the other party was not good enough, and put all the evidence in front of him, and persuaded him to think again.
"Is it really my problem?"
With this question in mind, Chu Mingxuan decided to start dating by making friends. As long as he can make all kinds of good friends, then he will definitely be able to have a long-lasting love as he wishes!
He considers himself a straight man, and always pestering friends of the opposite sex may cause misunderstandings, so he has no choice but to practice with friends of the same sex!
So——
The always gentle teacher was hugged from behind and pressed on the desk.
Chu Mingxuan held his pen-holding hand with a confused look on his face, "Teacher, I'm really not good at this."
The substitute teacher who was supposed to answer questions had wandering eyes and unrealistic pornographic delusions in his mind.
The rebellious racing driver rarely sat calmly in the passenger seat. He turned his head to look at Chu Mingxuan, who was smiling happily. A smile appeared on his lips unconsciously, and he thought silently: You have to watch your smile so attractively.
Zhu Ma, who had been forced to inherit the family business early, looked downstairs in shock. Chu Mingxuan smiled righteously and chatted happily with others.
He rarely cursed: "What?! Isn't this gay?!"
Chu Mingxuan took the scalpel, gently swiped it across the doctor's chest, and whispered softly: "Doctor, is it red here too?"
His body was numb and trembling with the movements of the person on his body, but there was a smile as usual on his face, "I'm not only red here, kids, don't you want to peel it off and have a look?"
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Chu Mingxuan has been in a bad mood recently because he found that he seemed to have lost his previous interest in sweet and soft girls.
At this time, the mobile phone that was sending messages like crazy made him extremely irritated, so he called everyone into a group, "To put it bluntly, I think studies are more important, and things like relationships can be put aside first, so don't send messages all the time. I'm so annoyed."
Copywriting 3: (one sentence version)
Everyone has to meet a few assholes in their life. Unfortunately, you met me, the most asshole.
Highlights:
The protagonist of this article is: A sunny, cheerful and natural scumbag male protagonist who believes that falling in love and making friends are the same, but he never succeeds in falling in love, so he makes friends crazily, hoping to gain love experience from making friends, and firmly believes that he is a straight man. Who doesn't love big dogs! (Referring to the text)
The three views of the characters in the novel do not represent the author's three views. You can criticize anyone, but please be sure not to criticize the male protagonist and his sister.
Demining:
1. This article begins with the male protagonist trying to become Aquaman. (Although he doesn't think he is Aquaman)
2. The younger sister will appear in some plots, so the text mentions the younger sister first to avoid being offended. (Actually, this book was originally about a brother-sister relationship, and that's why the title was given. Because of my selfishness, damn it! Why don't I have a brother!)
3. The author talks a lot of nonsense, and he is a good little loser who loves to write qwq
4. I haven't thought about it yet. I'll leave it empty for now. The little angel who was struck by the thunder can tell me and I'll add it.
Concept: Sunny, cheerful, big bastard
