It has been completed. Welcome to collect the column and pre-collect "Bianjing Demon Talk" and "Gold List Title (Imperial Examination)"
Bai Xiaofan traveled through time and became the number one restaurant in the Song Dynasty... A fine one!
Ha, although I can't afford a house, I can be a house expert!
As a goblin, I can eat and drink while lying down, watch beauties and listen to ditties every day, not to mention how happy I am!
I can live like this for ten thousand years!
Until one day, I received a letter from a flying pigeon:
SOS! Help, second sister! I was kidnapped by an old monster! Sister: Lanruo Temple
o(╯□╰)oThe old demon who kidnapped you shouldn't call you grandma, right?
Also, if I am the second sister, who is the eldest sister? His surname is Xuanyuan, right?
The peaceful and carefree days are gone forever, and the style of Xiao Tianwen's paintings of eating and drinking has changed drastically.
The beauty picture on the wall cried in the middle of the night, and the water flooded the three floors
The dead duck in the kitchen jumped up and demolished the kitchen with its claws
The mouse under the floor suddenly turned into a beautiful man, indescribable
The thousand-year-old tree in the courtyard gave birth to nine babies, claiming they were mine...
Ah bah! I'm just an ordinary little restaurant, how can I make a tree become pregnant and give birth to a child?
If you don't listen, all the ghosts will disperse!
Nine little monster dumplings chased me and called me mother
One can eat better than the other, one can compete with the other and tear apart the family
In order to raise the cub, Bai Xiaofan had to live broadcast Liaozhai in Kaifeng Mansion
By the way, the Song Dynasty Baifanlou variety show + Kaifeng Prefecture's seven-door sea arrest document
Amazing one second, horrifying the next, all in the No. 1 Restaurant of the Song Dynasty!
There is a city under Bianjing City. Thousands of feet below, there is a Xuanyuan Tomb that has existed since ancient times.
Legend has it that an ancient divine dragon is buried inside. However, times have changed, the road to heaven has been cut off, and it is difficult to find the immortal.
There are countless fairies and ghosts haunting Bianjing City, all trying to find the tomb of the gods.
Even if you get a scale and a half of a claw, you can make it into a magical weapon
Who would have thought that a piece of sweetwood would be mixed into a restaurant built by ordinary people?
Ganmu is an immortal tree, also known as... Dragon's blood tree, which obtains dragon's blood and becomes essence.
Xuanyuan Mu: Now, do you know how you became a spirit?
Bai Xiaofan: Because... Your blood? Those nine monster dumplings can't be real...
Xuanyuan Mu: (nods) He is your and my son, biological.
Bai Xiaofan: (weakly)... What should I do if I can't afford to feed myself?
Xuanyuan Mu: How about... Catch some monsters and go to the Seven Gates of Kaifeng Mansion to collect the reward?
From then on, when people in Kaifeng Mansion saw these two couples, they immediately closed the door.
Don't send any more monsters or monsters. We're going bankrupt if the bounty isn't enough!
Pre-received article: "Bianjing Yaohua" is also a fairy tale, this time there is no romance, and there is no CP to break the text.
Copywriting:
Ning Ruxu, a scholar who went to Beijing to take the exam, sheltered a white fox that had been struck by lightning while sleeping in a ruined temple. From then on, he opened the door to a new world——
He can communicate with the demon. In short: he takes on the demon's body and listens to the demon's voice.
The legendary monsters and foxes will transform into beauties and come to add fragrance to their red sleeves.
But what Ning Ruxu encountered were goblins and monsters who asked him to speak for him to reverse the case.
Ning Ruxu: I am just an ordinary mortal...
Mochizuki (little demon fox): But you can listen to what we say and see what we see, so of course you have to speak for us!
The otter baby who was engraved in a boat asking for a meeting: If you don't help my family to reverse the case and help me find my mother, then come down and stay with me!
The jeweled painted palace lantern: If I can't get rid of the blame, I'll put it on you!
The tree demon who grows into a forest with only one tree: It is obvious that people buried everything under my feet and stuffed it into the holes of my trees. In the end, I am cannibal... When the demon slayer really comes to destroy me, I will really eat people!
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Ning Ruxu trembled, and pushed away the sword of Kaifeng Mansion God Catcher Yan Chongguang: Master Yan, the murderer was really not this "water ghost", but the sailor, because... I can hear the criminal's voice!
The person on the river looking for a substitute is not the otter baby who is seeking to be seen by boat, but the boatman and sailor who kills people and abandons their bodies;
What captivates the soul is not the stunningly beautiful palace lantern, but the lustful imperial painter.
Those who eat people without spitting out their bones are not dryads, but human traffickers who abduct women and children.
It was not the snake monster that was disturbed when the beams of the new house were being put up that destroyed the whole house, but the black carpenter who was greedy for stealing treasures.
It is not the dragon king who is locked in the abyss who wants boys and girls to sacrifice to the river god, but the "national master" who takes the opportunity to make money and eradicate dissidents...
Preview 2 "Gold List Title (Imperial Examination)" Imperial Examination Aboriginal Male VS Time Traveler
Only after Tang Mingke died did he realize that his destiny had been stolen.
He was originally literate at the age of three, composed poetry at the age of five, passed the Tongsheng Examination at the age of seven, and became the youngest number one scholar in his dynasty at the age of sixteen.
Marrying a princess as a consort and becoming the chief minister of the dynasty smoothly can be said to be the winner in life among one person and more than ten thousand people.
However, everything was different when his father brought back a concubine brother who was born from a foreign wife.
In the year when he was supposed to be admitted to the Tongsheng examination, he fell ill and was bedridden. His concubine brother Zhou Wenyuan was admitted to the Tongsheng examination. He had a high fever that did not go away for three days.
In the year when he was supposed to become the number one scholar, a famous prostitute from Qinhuai hanged him in front of his house, saying that he had always been in trouble but had given up.
The concubine brought out the evidence that he had cheated in the imperial examination. He could not defend himself and was stripped of his fame and became a white man.
He was originally the legitimate son, but was accused of being the fake son he had exchanged with him.
So the former concubine brother became a legitimate brother, passed the imperial examination, married the princess and became the consort...
And he was kicked out of his home and lived in poverty on the streets. He died of hunger and cold in the first heavy snowfall in Kyoto in winter.
When he came back after being reborn, he saw the young man following his father. This time he would never again stupidly regard him as his elder brother and let him take away his literary destiny.
Even if you leave this prince's mansion and lose your family background,
On the gold list, there will still only be his name.
Mission: No matter what difficulties we encounter, we must face them bravely