Qu Yan, a rock youth, died unexpectedly and was selected by the anti-pornography system to become the foolish male concubine of Zhou Qihuan, the ascetic emperor of the Zhou Dynasty.
It was also a chess piece placed by the Qu family beside the emperor.
In the original book, Qu Jia and the protagonist Long Aotian teamed up to create the illusion that the emperor died suddenly of overwork, and Long Aotian ascended the throne in one fell swoop.
After the emperor died, Long Aotian buried all the concubines in the harem.
With one year left before his death, Qu Yan felt that he could still save something.
At first, Qu Yan really thought that Zhou Qihuan, who was eight feet tall, capable of carrying a tripod, and as stable as an iceberg, died of overwork.
In order to extend Zhou Qihuan's life, Qu Yan punched the corrupt courtiers and kicked foreign invaders. He also served as the captain of the anti-pornography brigade and held a concert in the palace just to make Emperor Bo smile.
Long Aotian had an affair with a concubine in the harem, and the emperor's head was a little green.
Qu Yan: Let me comfort your majesty's injured heart... Huh? His Majesty didn't seem to care at all.
Long Aotian sent someone to assassinate him, and there were people in the palace who cooperated with each other.
Qu Yan: Sorry, the traitors have been imprisoned by me during the anti-pornography campaign. Your Majesty said they will be executed tomorrow.
Long Aotian offered a beauty and tried to use the beauty trick to poison the emperor.
Qu Yan: Your Majesty, why do you sleep with me every night, your eyes empty and unable to see anyone else?
Long Aotian secretly raised the dead soldiers in order to force him into the palace.
Qu Yan: The military order is like a mountain, and a clever hand steals it. I accidentally transferred the dead soldiers thousands of miles away to guard the border. Are you sure you can make it back?
Long Aotian:...... Aren't you a chess piece placed by the Qu family next to Zhou Qihuan? ! ! !
Qu Yan: The chess piece has a homophonic pronunciation, which is called wife.
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Zhou Qihuan was born as a prince, a proud son of heaven, with a cold temperament.
After ascending to the throne of God, he became as cold as an iceberg and would not change for thousands of years.
No one dares to warm it.
Until Qu Yan came, he not only dared to sing and dance in front of Zhou Qihuan, but also dared to rectify the palace and give guidance to the country.
Everyone felt that Qu Yan had turned from a fool into a madman.
How can the majesty of the emperor allow others to be presumptuous?
A month passed, a year passed... Qu Yan became more and more unruly.
Qu Yan's feet were cold in winter and he didn't like to use charcoal fire, so Zhou Qihuan carefully covered his feet in his arms while reviewing the memorials.
Qu Yan was dishonest, playing in his arms and touching things he shouldn't have touched.
The originally ruthless emperor put down his pen, and the iceberg was dyed with spring color.
[The Cold Emperor's Attack
★The dynasty was a mere emptiness, and the harem and concubines were just decorations, never touched. Attack and receive physical and mental 1v1.
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Please accept the pre-collection of "I am a villain, I will lie down first" ~
Yu Miao penetrated into the fairy tale and became the Taoist companion of Zuo Shiyi, the first "Qianjun" in the immortal way.
The original person is "Kun Jun", who is also the young master of the demon clan. He was born blind, gloomy and ruthless. He was thrown into the fairy mansion by his scumbag father to get married, and directly started to destroy the world.
The original book begins with Zuo Shiyi's rebirth.
After Zuo Shiyi paid homage to the original person, he personally beheaded the original person with his sword to avoid future troubles.
Yu Miao was wearing a bright red wedding dress when she came in, and she and Zuo Shiyi went to the church to get married.
Yu Miao was sweating profusely, her legs went weak, and she fell into Zuo Shiyi's arms and trembled: Senior... Brother, I am pregnant with your child.
Zuo Shiyi, who has returned from rebirth and is about to raise his sword to prove the Tao and kill his Taoist companions:?
The whole school was surprised: Senior brother is worthy of being a capable gentleman! !
Zuo Shiyi:...
(In order not to affect this article, the full version is in the column:-D)
Intention: What you love is separated by mountains and seas, and mountains and seas can be leveled.