[Advance collection of "The Crazy Punishers Are Confused About Me"]
[Advance collection of "Danger!" I am wanted by both immortals and demons]
Gu Xingran accidentally passed through the book. He thought he could win the immortal, but he didn't expect that he would become the biggest villain in the book, Jian Xiu Xiaorong's... Wife sword?
There is also a cheap system that keeps nagging all day long:
Girl, do you long to become strong?
Do you want to point your sword at all directions and dominate the six realms?
Successfully helping the darkened male protagonist suppress his demonic nature can increase your attributes, helping you to ascend and overcome calamity!
Fortunately, the male protagonist is just a cold and lonely little swordsman now. In order to complete the task as soon as possible, Gu Xingran accompanied him to the nine heavens to grasp the moon and the five oceans to catch turtles. He wished he could practice swordsmanship with him hundreds of times a day.
I thought that Xiaorong's demonic nature had dissipated, her sword spirit attribute points were full, and she was happily waiting to ascend to godhood and dominate the world of immortality.
In the end, Xiao Rong was so crazy that he threw her into a sword-making furnace and remade it? !
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Only after the sword cultivator passes the trial will he receive an exclusive sword. Because it needs to be worn everywhere, everyone jokingly calls it the sword sect's wife sword.
But Xiaorong looked at the sword in his hand and was so angry that he couldn't sleep for three days.
The blade of the sword was incomplete and covered with rust. Even if it was thrown away to chop wood, no one would take it. He suffered cold looks and ridicule from his fellow disciples.
But he found that the sword seemed to have its own ideas:
She likes to peek at him while he's bathing and grab the meat from his bowl. Every time he fights, his sword trembles with excitement, and pink bubbles pop up when he touches her... But every time, he helps him suppress his uncontrollable inner demons.
Until one day, he heard that there was a folk method in the demon world that could gather the soul of a sword and turn it into a human form.
Unexpectedly——
As soon as he put it in the stove, the sword turned into a charming and charming girl, and she pinched his collar menacingly:
Xiaorong, do you have a bubble in your head? I have been with you for so long and you actually want to burn me?
He was suddenly stunned: Good guy, it turns out... There is really a wife in the wife sword!
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★Pre-receipt: "The crazy critics are all obsessed with me"★
Yu Xiyao accidentally slipped into the fairy tales and became the enchantress of the Hehuan sect who failed to seduce all the bosses.
Recalling the physical and emotional abuse of the original owner, she concluded the rule of life: don't get close to a man, or you will become unfortunate.
After escaping from the original master's door, she saw Baping's apprenticeship message:
Give all the senior sisters in the school a little junior brother to play with. As long as you dare to come, you will be the group favorite!
As the saying goes, wealth can be found in danger, so she decided to disguise herself as a man. It was time to pretend to be cute and enjoy the pleasure of being a boss.
After successfully becoming a disciple, she looked at the beautiful master with silver hair like snow and dressed in red, and quickly said:
"After posting with the beautiful master, I am sweet, obedient and good at QAQ"
Just a few men's sighs suddenly came to my ears:
"Here comes another one. Master, you are pretending to be a girl to deceive Mengxin again. "
Again, pretending to be a girl, cheating on cute newbies...?
Yu Xiyao was stunned. In the blink of an eye, all the young ladies in the school turned into senior brothers? !
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Later she discovered that the entire division was full of bosses whom she would throw away after being a scumbag. The Emperor of Heaven, the Immortal Lord, the Sword Cultivator, the Demon Emperor, the Demon Lord, and even the previous sect master...
She trembled: "It's God who wants to kill me! "
One night, everyone gathered together:
"There is a demon girl in the Hehuan Sect who was born with supernatural spiritual roots. Xiaoyao, do you want to seize the golden elixir and ascend? "
She covered her chest: "I don't want to, and I advise you not to think about it either, that thing will explode if you eat it! "
Sneaking back to the house, he looked at the little uncle who was lying on the bed and just wanted to finish the last job. Unexpectedly, the moment he untied his clothes, he heard his evil smile:
"So you like to be good. "
"But... I found that you can't seem to refuse the wild ones. Really, my little witch? "
Yu Xiyao was suddenly confused: How on earth did he find out!
★Pre-receipt of "It is forbidden to touch porcelain and ascend in the world of immortality"★
Intention: Be positive and always happy