★Complete the supernatural article "I Rely on Metaphysics to Become the Favorite of the Three Realms" in the column
★Please collect the next book "I Really Can't Catch Monsters"
Even before he was born, Shen Jiyun was told by the master that he would be alone throughout his life and would have no friends or companions.
Ran goose——
At 3:30 in the middle of the night, the sound of chopping meat came from the kitchen, the sound of dripping water from the toilet continued, and the vague cry of a female ghost could be heard in the living room.
Shen Jiyun, who had dark circles under his eyes, opened the bedroom door expressionlessly: Are you bored?
The ghost in the kitchen served breakfast with love, the ghost in the bathroom worked hard to scrub the floor, and the female ghost watched a bloody idol drama and sobbed.
There was a knock on the door at the right time: Ayun, let's sleep together tonight qaq
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Pre-released article 1 "I really don't know how to catch monsters"
Copywriting: "Application Position: Front Desk
Requirements: good-looking, hard-working (ps: our boss doesn't like feudal superstitions, the front desk must believe in science)
Application location - Monster Management Bureau
The koi demon who had just been down the mountain for three days casually stuffed a ghost's head into a trash can, raised his arms and shouted: Me, me, me! I have never been superstitious! I don't believe there are ghosts in the world!
The lively and cheerful little Sun Koi carp likes to feed fish food and almost suffocates it to death.
Pre-receipt copy two "Stand-in"
The entire Beijing circle knew that Jiang Ci liked Ji Shaoyu so much that he was the one who wanted to do it. No matter how much Ji Shaoyu looked down on him, he only used him as a substitute, hanging on to him while dating countless people. He followed Ji Shaoyu from the beginning to the end. He wanted to enter the Ji family. He was crazy.
Ji Shaoyu sneered when he heard these rumors: Is he worthy enough to join the Ji family?
One of Ji Shaoyu's childhood friends couldn't stand it any longer, so he advised him to hold it in, so that he wouldn't be afraid that one day Jiang Ci would be completely heartbroken?
Ji Shaoyu ridiculed: He knows that he is the substitute I found and he has been following me like a dog for so many years. How dare he leave? He will die without me.
Until one day, his uncle who had been abroad for N years returned to China, and he saw Jiang Ci's eyes that had been on him all these years passed through him and looked at the man behind him.
Ji Shaoyu panicked in his heart, and it took him a long time to realize that he was the substitute.
He began to pester Jiang Ci like a dog. Late one night, he saw Jiang Ci, who had always been soft-spoken and gentle to him, pulling his little uncle's tie and forcefully biting his lips.
And the little uncle, who had been calm and indifferent since he was a child, pinched Jiang Ci's neck and asked warmly: A Ci, have you ever kissed him?
Jiang Ci chuckled: Is he worthy of asking even though he knows it?
Ji Shaoyu:...
I thought it was #ci, reluctant to leave physical contact until the most important day# #turns out that I am the dog being played with by Jiang Ci# #But I am also willing to be a dog for Jiang Ci#
The completed article of the same type "I Rely on Metaphysics to Become the Favorite of the Three Realms" can be moved to the column~
Copywriting: After being forced into the circle of metaphysics, Yu west frequently became popular——
I won 5 million in a random lottery ticket.
I won a luxury car in a supermarket lottery.
The bankrupt company went public just a year after he joined.
What's even more outrageous is that in a northern city that had been in drought for three months, it started raining the moment he got off the high-speed train...
On the other side, the city that had been experiencing heavy rain for three months had a bright sun again when he passed by.
Yu west, who is nicknamed by netizens as the Son of Heaven, became popular all over the Internet.
Others rely on music, acting skills, and works to become popular in the entertainment industry. He relies on metaphysics to become famous. From big directors to 18th-tier starlets, they all respectfully call him "Mr. Fish" and compete to invite him to guest star.
Yu west: But I can only catch ghosts and not act. TAT
Zuo Lan: It's okay. I'll invest in a supernatural movie and let you act in it.
Purpose: In the face of difficulties and morality, persevere and seek the light of redemption
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