The Evil King of Returning Pearls Through Time

Dressed as Qianlong Clear the place, clear the place, this is the first time I write this, it is not written well and is not authentic, it means you are laughing at me~~~~~ 1 What is your name? Wen Yu: Wen Yu, Suisui, Isabella, um... In the second chapter, I casually said that my name is Meihong. ((⊙O⊙)…, the author himself doesn't even remember) Lu Xian: Lu Xian. A certain pocket: I remember that you seemed to have a well-known nickname... Lu Xian: (Looking at Wen Yu) Um... This, don't mention the past anymore. 2 What is your age? Wen Yu: 16 A certain person: No, right... (Receiving a cold light) Yes, yes, queen, you are always 16 years old Lu Xian: I don't remember. Wen Yu: He is 33. (Okay, he is indeed an older child who cannot take care of himself) 3 What is the gender? Wen Yu: Female Lu Xian: If you are a low B, just say so. 4 What is your personality like? Wen Yu: Very gentle Lu Xian: Very domineering (Not much, right? These two self-evaluations...) 5. What is the personality of the other party? Wen Yu: He thinks he is an almighty superman, the emperor of Hong Kong, a big-name king and a playboy all in one, but his actual emotional intelligence is not as good as April's and his IQ is underage. (Of course, April has inherited it from you.) Lu Xian: (very dissatisfied, very angry!) Wen Yu: (squeezing his little hand) Sometimes they are very cute, and I like them very much. Lu Xian: She is very good. (Canine creatures, just one sentence makes you feel good. You are worthless. Pity me, all the hard work I have put into creating your glorious image has been wasted) 6 When did the two people meet? Where? Wen Yu: Rooftop, a Saturday night in 1991. Lu Xian: Well, Ayu is right. (Dog legs~~~~) 7. What is your first impression of the other person? Wen Yu: (looking at Lu Xian) You go ahead and let me drink some water. Lu Xian: A bit clever, pure and charming. Wen Yu: Handsome big stallion (Um... Okay) 8 What do you like about the other person? Wen Yu: Most of the time I let myself be bullied, and I didn't fight back even when I was hit or scolded. (Hey, I'm curious when does it belong to the "few times") Lu Xian: Big breasts, thin waist, good skin, um... And a good personality. 9 What do you dislike about the other person? Wen Yu: He is pure in his own heart. I won't say more in front of a third person. Lu Xian: No (Wow, applause for Brother D!) 10 Do you think you have a good compatibility with the other person? Wen Yu: so-so-huhu Lu Xian: Believe it? I believe her 100%. 11 What do you call the person? Wen Yu: Lu Sheng, call Lu Xian when you are angry Lu Xian: Ayu, Isabella 12 How would you like to be called? Wen Yu: It doesn't matter Lu Xian: Daddy, teacher, uncle, brother, master, plumber... 13 If an animal is used as a metaphor, who do you think the other person is? Wen Yu: Husky looks handsome but is actually very silly and naive. Lu Xian: Am I stupid? Did you make a mistake. Where am I stupid? Wen Yu: It's silly enough for you to ask this question. (Starts to lower his head and flip through the magazine, cold violence policy) Lu Xian: Fold-eared cats are very well-behaved and soft. 14 If you wanted to give someone a gift, what would you give it to? Wen Yu: son Lu Xian: (Moved) I originally wanted her to strip herself naked and give it to me, but it would be nice to have a son. (Please, are these two comparable?) 15 So what gift would you like for yourself? Wen Yu: Little BB Lu Xian: I just want her to be happy Wen Yu kissed the corner of his mouth: I am very happy when you are here Lu Xian: (completely surrendered) 16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party? What's the general thing? Wen Yu: I hope he will be more restrained in that regard. Lu Xian: I hope she will be more open in bed 17 What is your problem? Wen Yu: Sometimes very stubborn and self-righteous Lu Xian: Too bad tempered 18 What is the other party's problem? Wen Yu: In my eyes, all his bad habits, big and small, can be cured, so there are no Lu Xian: Well, no. 19What kind of things does the other person do that make you unhappy? Wen Yu: In bed, he bites people when he is excited Lu Xian: When we were arguing, one sentence made me want to vomit blood 20 What do you do that makes the other person unhappy? Wen Yu: As he said Lu Xian: Look back at question 19 yourself. What a waste of time. 21 How far has your relationship reached? Wen Yu: husband and wife Lu Xian: Everything she should do has been done, and she will never let go of what she shouldn't have done. Wen Yu: As long as you know 22. Where did the two people go on their first date? Wen Yu: In his mother's tea restaurant Lu Xian: In the cinema 23 What was the atmosphere between the two of you at that time? Wen Yu: It's very heavy. I'm trying to adjust the atmosphere. Lu Xian: The movie is very sensational, I tried to kiss her but failed 24 How far had it progressed at that time? Wen Yu: I am the mistress Lu Xian: Hey, do you want to bring up old things again? Anyway, I did everything I needed to do at that time. (Khan, why don't you always be so obscure...) 25 Frequent date spots? Wen Yu: restaurant, dining table Lu Xian: On bed (Pragmatists, these two are) 26 What kind of preparations would you make for the other person's birthday? Wen Yu: There is no specific one. It depends on the situation. It is different every time. He is happy every time. Lu Xian: Money, diamond rings, funds (Smelly rich man!) 27 Which party confessed first? Wen Yu: Me Lu Xian: She (The Queen is mighty!) 28 How much do you like the other person? Wen Yu: Give birth to children for him and take care of him for the rest of his life. Lu Xian: Protect her wholeheartedly until she grows old (Finally it's time to cry...) 29 So, do you love the other person? Wen Yu: love Lu Xian: I love it very much 30. What did the other person say that made you feel helpless? Wen Yu: When you are sick, you shout, Ayu, I feel so much pain—— Lu Xian: Basically, I have no idea what she says. 31 What would you do if you thought the other person had a change of heart? Wen Yu: Assess the damage, if you can, you can retain it, but if the price is too high, break up immediately. Lu Xian: Kill the third party (as expected of the boss) 32 Can you forgive the other person for changing his mind? Wen Yu: No Lu Xian: I don't know about her... (Touch, Brother D is so pitiful) 33 What should I do if the other person is more than an hour late for a date? Wen Yu: Call the police Lu Xian: If she doesn't know how, she will inform you if she is late. 35 The other party's sexy expression? Wen Yu: I'm too lazy to say Lu Xian: Kiss me suddenly 36 When two people are together, when does it make your heart beat the most? Wen Yu: He hugged me and didn't speak. Lu Xian: She suddenly jumped from the garden to the living room and kissed me 38 What do you feel happiest when doing? Wen Yu: Watching them eat Lu Xian: I can't finish making love Wen Yu: (twisting the flesh on his waist) Don't talk nonsense Lu Xian: Hehehe—— 39 Have you ever had a quarrel? Wen Yu: Often noisy Lu Xian: I am her personal sparring partner. 40 What are all the quarrels about? Wen Yu: Trivia in life Lu Xian: Why should I tell you? How to reconcile after 41? Wen Yu: Reconciliation will come naturally Lu Xian: When it's serious, I need to pour tea and apologize (so serious?) 42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation? Wen Yu: I think Lu Xian: I think (It's rare that Queen Wen is willing to be condescending) 43. When will you feel loved? Wen Yu: Always Lu Xian: She asked April to supervise my taking medicine and apply medicated oil on my right hand for massage. 44 How do you express love? Wen Yu: Give him the best Lu Xian: Do... Hey hey... Can you twist it on the left side instead? 45 When did you feel like you "don't love me anymore"? Wen Yu: Not yet Lu Xian: There won't be any in the future (A certain pocket: Hey, are you answering a question or your wife?) 46 Which flower do you think matches the other person? Wen Yu: No, trees are suitable for him Lu Xian: Little White Jasmine 47 Is there anything that the two of them hide from each other? Wen Yu: No Lu Xian: No (It seems that both parties are hiding it very deeply) 48 Where does your inferiority complex come from? Wen Yu: There is no forty-two-inch rope legs Lu Xian: Hey, you are too vindictive. Self-abasement? How often have you seen me feel inferior to myself? Crazy thread! 49 Is their relationship open or secret? Wen Yu: Do you think I would let him sit next to me if it was a secret? Lu Xian: Of course it must be made public. It has been published in newspapers. 50 Do you think your love with the other person can last forever? Wen Yu: Keep it until he dies Lu Xian: Keep it up until I die (Yeah, it means a lot) 51 Are you the attacker or the recipient? Wen Yu: There are 51 questions. It's your turn to answer them first. Lu Xian: Try asking such a stupid question again (A certain person: I was wrong...) 52 Why was this decision made? Lu Xian: My nickname is Big D Wen Yu: I think you need to go to another physiology class. 53 Are you satisfied with the current situation? Lu Xian: Satisfied Wen Yu: If you're not satisfied, you'll be responsible? 54 Where did you have sex for the first time? Lu Xian: Baltic mansion Wen Yu: erotic massage parlor Lu Xian: The one who didn't go in doesn't count. 55 How did you feel at that time? Lu Xian: Very comfortable, satisfied with what I wanted. Wen Yu: I want to find a ghost guy to blow his asshole 56 What did the other party look like at that time? Lu Xian: Very beautiful, delicate and frail, but also seductive and seductive Wen Yu: Hateful appearance 57 What was your first word in the morning? Lu Xian: Good morning, sister-in-law! (A certain Kabuto: Well, I can imagine that look of shame) Wen Yu: Who will remember this? 58 How many times per week? Lu Xian: A lot Wen Yu: Too many 59 How many times a week would you ideally like? Lu Xian: The more, the better Wen Yu: three times Lu Xian: Are you serious? You obviously don't feel cold 60 So, what kind of H is it? Lu Xian: Anything is fine Wen Yu: It's normal, no bleeding or skin rupture. 61 What is your most sensitive place? Lu Xian: Why should I tell you? Wen Yu: I don't know (wanting to hide it) 62 What is the most sensitive part of the other party? Lu Xian: Why should I tell you? Wen Yu:…………waist eyes 63 Use one sentence to describe the person you met during H? Lu Xian: A collection of innocence and coquettishness Wen Yu: Very sexy 64 Frankly speaking, do you like H? Lu Xian:…………(Okay, it goes without saying) Wen Yu: so-so-huhu 65 Where is H in general? Lu Xian: At home Wen Yu: Bed (Hey, the answer is different.) 66 H places you want to try? Lu Xian: Everywhere (You are so wild) Wen Yu: No 67 Should I take a shower before or after sex? Lu Xian: I don't care, but she is too picky Wen Yu: Wash before and after 68 Is there any agreement at H? Lu Xian: Can you do it again? Can you not come out? Wen Yu: Who do you want me to make a pact with in my semi-conscious state? 69 Have you ever had sexual relations with anyone other than your lover? Lu Xian: (lowering his head, looking at the corner) Wen Yu: Obviously not 70 Do you agree or disagree with the idea that "if you can't get your heart, you should at least get it"? Lu Xian: Agreed Wen Yu: Agreed (The Queen is mighty!) 71 What would you do if the other person was raped by a mob? Lu Xian: I won't let this happen Wen Yu: Who do you think can beat him? I'd love to see 72 Do you feel embarrassed in front of H? Or after? Lu Xian: Do you think I can? Wen Yu: Occasionally... 73 If a good friend said to you, "I'm lonely, so tonight is the only time, please..." And asked for H, what would you do? Lu Xian: Think about my wife, so forget it Wen Yu: Call 999 to call the police 74 Do you think you are good at H? Lu Xian: Of course Wen Yu: If I had my original intention, I could be very good at it Lu Xian: (eyes shining) Are you willing to do it just once? 75 What about the other party? Lu Xian: I look forward to it Wen Yu: If he says you are good at it, just be good at it. 76 What do you want the other person to say when H? Lu Xian: swear words (someone: Brother D, you are so special) Wen Yu: I was wrong and it will be fine soon 77 Which expression of the other person do you prefer when H? Lu Xian: Tears in his eyes Wen Yu: It's ferocious. I hope he faints from excitement immediately. (A certain pocket: The Queen is so scary) 78Do you think it's okay to have sex with someone other than your lover? Lu Xian: I am a family man Wen Yu: No way 79Are you interested in SM? Lu Xian: Interest is suppressed Wen Yu: Not at all, and he is not allowed to have it. 80 What would you do if the other person suddenly stopped asking for your body? Lu Xian: I almost never asked for it Wen Yu: I'm sick, probably 81 What do you think of □□? Lu Xian: It is an expression of love (A certain person: You are so shameless and poetic) Wen Yu: Should be sentenced to death 82 What is the more painful thing in H? Lu Xian: Not yet Wen Yu: He bit me like an animal 83 In H so far, which place made you most excited and anxious? Lu Xian: In the shopping mall locker room, she half pushed her away, covering her mouth and not daring to shout... Wen Yu: How dare you say that! 84 Have you ever been tempted by someone else? Lu Xian: I seduce with my eyes every day Wen Yu: Well, he never succeeded. I? Will I tell you? 85 What was the attacker's expression at that time? Lu Xian: Very surprised Wen Yu: A bamboo dragonfly appears on the head and looks like it is about to fly. 86 Has the attacker engaged in any sexual behavior? Lu Xian: I have done it before, but now I dare not Wen Yu: (Viciously) Every day! 87 What was the recipient's reaction at that time? Lu Xian: Half push, half want to refuse but then welcome Wen Yu: Looking for a knife 88 For you, what is your ideal as an H target? Lu Xian: Wen Yu, my wife (A certain person: I know, I know, no need to emphasize that she is your wife) Wen Yu: The restrained Lu Xian Lu Xian: Am I not restrained enough now? 89 Does the current partner meet your ideals? Lu Xian: I have never had an ideal, only her. Wen Yu: It doesn't fit, but it's him 90 Have you ever used props in H? Lu Xian: Used occasionally Wen Yu: Rejected but to no avail 91 When did your first time happen? Lu Xian: Next question Wen Yu: Was raped by a scumbag at the age of 17 92 Was the person you were in love with at that time the same as you are now? Lu Xian: Next question Wen Yu: What do you think? 93 Where is your favorite place to be kissed? Lu Xian: Forget it, what I want most is that she doesn't know how to kiss Wen Yu: How do you know? Lu Xian: Really? Are you willing? We immediately went home and tried it, even in the car! Wen Yu: I lied to you. 94 What is your favorite place to kiss someone? Lu Xian: Nipples Wen Yu: Shut up! 95 What is the most pleasing thing to do during H? Lu Xian: Be gentle and kiss her... There Wen Yu: Touch him and he will be satisfied 96 What do you think about when you go to H? Lu Xian: Let's do it again Wen Yu: Already asleep 97 How many times do you have sex in one night? Lu Xian: The more, the merrier Wen Yu: At most once At 98H, do you take off your clothes yourself, or does the other party help you take off your clothes? Lu Xian: Take it off yourself Wen Yu: He only knows how to tear it apart, I would rather take it off myself 99 What is H for you? Lu Xian: Food Wen Yu: Life is adjusted, but he is happy and so am I 100 Please say a word to your lover Lu Xian: Can the ban be lifted tonight? Wen Yu: I'm pregnant, idiot! Conception: