I don't know how many days after joining the company, Osamu Dazai from the next department didn't know which muscle was wrong, so he resolutely jumped into the artificial lake at my house on a full moon night.
Witnessing this scene, I said:…………
After I fished the person out and brought him home, I clenched my fists silently as I watched an older child rolling over on my bed wearing a wet coat.
Hold it back, if you really want to beat me up, you will give this arrogant person another chance to show off.
After filing a complaint of dissatisfaction with the boss for the N+1 time, the boss, who was obsessed with dressing up with his own powers, finally raised his head and looked at me.
——"Jian Yan is always very slow on this kind of thing. It seems that Dazai still has some efforts."
Me:? ? ? ? ? Please turn on your microphone to communicate.
Everyday, I drag the Qian Bian Zuo Jing who is spreading his wings on the verge of death back from Santuchuan (N/1). Unable to endure it, I finally broke out in silence.
——"If you want to crawl on this piece of shit, just crawl away. Don't let me see it every day. If you're done, I'll go out and catch you like you're done."
"That means you will definitely save me if you see her. Are you confessing? She's so cute."
Even if the air intake is not as much as the air output, the drowned mackerel is still jumping.
Me:…………
Wait, I'll send you down right now.
Tips before visiting:
1. CP Dazai's comprehensive comic first-person female protagonist.
2. The (physical) manifestations of youth pain with golden fingers and Zai
3. There are clichés that the author selfishly wants to have, and it is essentially a romantic comedy.
4. In short, it's about falling in love. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please don't force yourself to continue.
Intention: None
Acting Out Life from Scratch